Friday, July 07, 2006

Lazer Denies Two of the Rambam's Principles

Recently, Ben Golden, an autistic, delivered the following important message to Lazer Brody, a Breslover Hassid, via Facilitated Communication:

The Gay Parade planned for Yerushalayim. This is the real reason I'm allowed to speak, because the evil has become so great and so brazen that Hashem has to allow a small revelation from the pure side. If this tragedy is allowed to take place, and if those people - the lowest and most dangerous order of Amalekites - are allowed to reach the Wall, then no army will be able to prevent the disaster that awaits Am Yisroel, heaven forbid.

Let me see if I have this straight. Adulterers, theives, wife-beaters, and idol-worshipers like the Pope are all allowed to touch the Wall and everything is fine. Nothing happens. But if gay people touch the wall, God will be rendered completely powerless, and He will be unable to prevent the disaster it will cause. Also, God is so concerned about this great power that He can't stop, that he's sent Ben Goldin to warn us via FC.

This is idolatry, plain and simple. If Lazer Brody believes that there exists in this world anything beyond God's control, he is denying the first two of the Rambam's 13 principles. Not that I care, you understand. But those of you who make such a fetish out of the Rambam's polemics ought to know that the Hasidim don't seem to like them any better then the skeptics do.

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