Thursday, June 22, 2006

If it can crawl, it can fight


"WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Army, aiming to make its recruiting goals amid the Iraq war, raised its maximum enlistment age by another two years on Wednesday, while the Army Reserve predicted it will miss its recruiting target for a second straight year.

People can now volunteer to serve in the active-duty Army or the part-time Army Reserve and National Guard up to their 42nd birthday after the move aimed at increasing the number of people eligible to sign up, officials said.

It marked the second time this year the Army has boosted the maximum age for new volunteers, raising the ceiling from age 35 to 40 in January before now adding two more years"

And in an unrelated story, doctors are noticing a dramatic increase in reported cases of anal cysts among 41-42 year old republicans.

This war brought to you by Cialis. Because the right time may be the last time.*Consult your voting booth for pointless wars lasting longer then four years.

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