Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Note to Well Meaning Gentiles

When you greet me with phrases such as "Hope you had a wonderful Hannukah" you demonstrate a deplorable ignorance of my culture and my calandar.

Though your own tinsel-filled holiday might be done, I still have a few more days of latkes left. And if I had a short temper, an Irish last name, and no self-respect you can bet I'd be making a loud and obnoxious issue out of your mistake on my spin-free cable-television show.

PS - Why are the same dolts who spent November telling me, "Hey, you get 8 nights of presents, right?" the same dolts who seem to think Hannukah ended when Christmas did?