Wednesday, December 29, 2004


Ann Coulter, that sweet but crazy lady who resembles a vampire and writes shrill and insulting books, apparently has a sideline as a missionary. Her website carries the following heartfelt, yet insane, religious appeal:

To The People Of Islam:
Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Merry Christmas
In the trade, we call that a killer argument. I'll be safe in Israel (hopefully) before she and her friends ever get the nerve to try a similar approach with the universe's other large group of Christ-denying infidels.

What's that you say, Mr. Right-winger? It's only Muslims she hates? She won't ever direct that vititrol at the Jews?

Famous last words.

Note to Coulter: Pay attention to the president. The people of Islam don't want presents, they want freedom. We invaded to bring them freedom, not presents. Don't you get the White House talking points?