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Meshuga Deal on Shvimkleids



A Guest Post By E. Fink

For all the heilege yidden who want a tzniusdike shvimkleid before the summer comes there is a meshuga deal at Meshugadeals.com on shvimkleids.

From here ---> From Faigy's Fashions

Personally, I am waiting for a meshuga deal on a tuna salad sandwhich from Crunch n Munch...

(Don't get it? Click here ---> A trip to Miami)

And Meshuga Deals is an actual company with meshuga deals for all heilege (and not so heilege) yidden.

Corey Booker's Dvar Torah


The mayor of Newark and famous Chabad acolyte delivers a dvar torah as Chabad Week on DovBear continues...

See it here.

The password, by the way, is chabad. And I don't know about you, but it bugs me when a non-Jew tells Jews what their Jewish obligations are.

Hattip: @noahroth

Obama=Bush-Reagen.


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
America at Not-War - Obama Defends Military Action in Libya
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogThe Daily Show on Facebook

Be sure to catch:
- The gratuitous mention of Purim
- The mocking of the Vice President. Can you imagine anyone on the right showing such disrespect to one of their top guys? I can't, and this is one of the many things that makes the left a more appealing place of residence.
- How every president, pretty much, going back to the beginning of television recorded history has had to make the same kind of choices Obama made regarding Lebanon. This includes Saint Ronald Reagan of Blessed Memory and George the Greatest Friend of Israel Who Kept the Whole World Safe Bush*.

* Just wanted to point out that people on the right have actually and without irony used such words to describe W, whereas no one on the left has ever once called Obama his God or Messiah.

Thought of the day


:))

Yael Dallal Simon
One of the things Twitter is good for is random people interfering in your conversations. Mustve been built by Jews.

Jewish Colony Found in the Caucasus!



From the New York Times, September 14, 1902



Click to enlarge. Amazing story of a community of Jews "discovered" in the Caucuses. (Its amazing both because of what it tell us about those Jews, and also about the attitudes of the reporter.) 


Jews in the Movies




This clip is from the 1936 Yiddish film YIDL MITN FIDL [one of the most successful Yiddish film of all time, starring the very great Molly (Malkele) Picon.]

Thought for the day


When liberals point to whackjobs on the other side, they name elected officials and presidential candidates. When conservatives do it, it's Ward Churchill, Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers.

-- dommanno3075 commenting on Media Matters.

Blowing Smoke: Why the Right Keeps Serving Up Whack-Job Fantasies about the Plot to Euthanize Grandma, Outlaw Christmas, and Turn Junior into a Raging Homosexual

Newt Gingrich Thinks We're becoming Godless


Here's a little quote from one of the many non-Sarah's currently angeling for the GOP nomination for President.

I don't know how anyone survived winter without this


Put some money in the magic hat and
your protection is assured

A Pesach Message From The Feds


A Guest Post By E. Fink

In the spirit of "kol dichfin yaysay v'yaychol" the Jewish Community Federation reminds us to help needy Jews in our neighborhoods, communities, nationally and globally. This video is just about the perfect way to impart this message. There's not much more to say about it. Enjoy.

5 year old learns non-Jews are our servants


DEAR MISTER BEAR:
My 5 year old learned in school that when mashiach comes the goyim will have to listen to the yidden. So he can "tell a goyishe kid" to do things for him... What do I do now?


DOVBEAR REPLIES:
I think you should tell the kid that this may or may not be true - we won't know until mashiach actually gets here, but you hunch is its not true - but for now non-Jews are people just like us, who are entitled to respect and decency. They are every bit as valuable as we are, and every bit as fully human. Also, tell the kid that he can't call them "goyim" in your house. Though I know the word isn't a slur, it encourages kids (and adults) to believe that there is something fundamentally different about non-Jews, which leads to intolerance.

Readers?

Parsha in Limerick:Shmini




A limerick to illustrate each aliya in Parshat Shemini, written by Rabbi Avraham Bronstein


Ultra Liberal Wyatt Cenac of the Ultra Liberal Daily Show Delivers an Ultra-Liberal Report on the Westhampton Eruv


... and guess what? Its pro-Orthodox Jewish in the very best Ultra-Liberal tradition.

That sound you GOP Jews hear is your misconceptions exploding.




How YOU can help Israel


Based on the behavior of my Jewish friends and neighbors here in the states, the proper way for an American Jew to respond to a terror attack in Israel is as follows:

1: Complain about the media. Before the attack was 20 minutes old, my email box and Twitter feed were alive with complaints about various media offense. Among the sins and atrocities: Reuters, when quoting the Israeli police, put the words "terrorist attack"  in, um, quotations marks and the always evil New York Times ran Elizabeth Taylor's obituary ahead of its story about the bombing. How I wish I was making this up.

2: Complain about POTUS:  By 9:40 someone on my Twitter feed was already mad that whitehouse.org's latest item was still about the president's trip to El Salvador. The assumption, apparently, is that no matter what he is doing, the President of the United States (when he is a Democrat) must  pause the moment any thing happens in Israel, and immediately instruct his aids, advisors and webs masters to make the necessary statments, remarks and adjustments. With these kinds of assumptions, no wonder Obama's critics are always so disappointed. After the White House finally released his statment (by noon) we were treated to a new display of acrobatics by the always honest GOP Jews who took issue with the President's very strong affirmation of Israel's right to self-defense. As Gushnik replied to the whiners on my thread:
[GOP Jewish complaints are] completely insane.

Anytime Israel takes military action in the West Bank and Gaza the standard hasbara trope is that "Israel has a right to defend itself." The President of the United States agrees.

What would the RWers say if he didn't agree? It's a lose-lose and shows just how far people are willing to go twisting themselves into logical pretzels to criticize Obama.
Meanwhile, some especially hard-hearted Jews demonstrated that they, in fact, are not "compassionate children of compassionate ancestors" by fervently objecting to the President's one sentence, 15 word, expression of compassion for dead Palestinian civilians. For the record, I object to this, too. The President should have delivered his condolences to the dead Palestinian civilians two days ago in a distinct statement, or (pay attention) said nothing at all. Either approach would have been preferable to suggesting that dead Palestinian civilians only attract his attention when there are also dead Jewish civilians to mourn.

3. Complain about the UN and the world I agree the UN sucks; when it comes to Israel it is also toothless, thanks, in part, to the reliable American veto. Generally, I think its a waste of time and energy to complain about thing that are as weak and pathetic as the UN, but if you find such displays cathartic, who am I to object? There are people who rail against their weak and toothless elderly relatives, too. What I do take issue with, however, is the caterwauling about the unfair, evil, Jew-hating world. Not that I don't agree that parts of the world are unfair, evil, and Jew-hating. Certainly some large parts of it are, but the rest of it isn't. More importantly, the world's response or non-response to events Israel is no longer a surprise. Do we need to act like we've discovered America every time it happens? Nowadays a  bomb in Jerusalem doesn't attract international attention the way it once did, and this change isn't evidence of antisemitism: As discussed yesterday, how many of you took notice of the 50-plus Pakistanis who were killed this month by bombs or rockets? The mainstream media didn't, and neither did the average man on the street. So before you go on a screed against the antii-Israel world, ask yourself if you, as an individual, behave any differently when someone who is not your co-religionists is suffering; then remember that the "world" is not a monolith, but a collection of people who, for the most part, are just like you.
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Statement by the President on Bombing in Jerusalem


I condemn in the strongest possible terms the bombing in Jerusalem today, as well as the rockets and mortars fired from Gaza in recent days. Together with the American people, I offer my deepest condolences for those injured or killed. There is never any possible justification for terrorism. The United States calls on the groups responsible to end these attacks at once and we underscore that Israel, like all nations, has a right to self-defense. We also express our deepest condolences for the deaths of Palestinian civilians in Gaza yesterday. We stress the importance of calm and urge all parties to do everything in their power to prevent further violence and civilian casualties.


Ok nitpickers on the right, what did the President do wrong?

Purim Politics


 


The hats say A JEW, NOT A ZIONIST from Ladaat's Jerusalem Purim gallery 

Peeerim in Skver




Barak Obama shows up at @4 (in black face, natch) I make my grand entrance at @5:30

Don't understand a word of this.


Why is Greek Esther frummer than the Esther we know?


Background:

The LXX version of Esther is much longer than the one we know, and read on Purim. [What is the LXX, and where did it come from?] It contains 6 extra chapters, and more than 100 additional verses. These additions contain the following extra information:

Additions

A:   The beginning of the story. It tells about a dream of Mordecai which foreshadows Haman's plot, and about his discovery of a plan to assassinate the king. After Mordecai reports this to the King, he is rewarded with a position in the Court. It is this appointment that spurs Haman's anger.

B:   The exact wording of Haman's edict regarding the destruction of the Jews

C:   A prayer of Mordecai, in which he asks God to save the Jews from Haman and a similar prayer of Esther in which she says specifically that she never eaten from the non-kosher tables and that she abhors the king's bed. She also mentions the Temple.

D:  A longer and more dramatic description of Esther's entry into the King's throne room, in which she compares the King to an angel of God, and specifically asks God for His help.

E:   The exact wording of the King's edict on behalf of the Jews. Oddly, he tells Gentiles to celebrate Purim, too.

F:   An interpretation of Mordecai's dream (this makes the link between the Esther and Joseph stories more explicit)

The royal edicts are thought to have originally been written in Greek, but the other additions are considered to have a Hebrew Vorlage.

Additionally, there are many minor difference in the text. For instance:

1:10-22 The kings servants, and close advisors have different names; Vashti is called both to display her beauty and to be officially coronated "in order to proclaim her as Queen."

2: 1 -12 In the Greek, the king no longer remembers Vashti, or is concerned about her. Esther's Hebrew name is not given, and her father is Aminadav, not Avichayil.

2:7 In some translations of the Greek, Esther is said to be Mordecai's wife. Moore suggests the LXX translator read bt as BAYIT rather than as BAT

2:14 The MT suggests that the Queen was selected based on sexual prowess alone (the audition is one night with the king) In the LXX the candidate goes to the king in the afternoon, not the evening, and returns at some indistinct point during the next day suggesting there was time for conversation. (Day)

2-20 We're told that Esther didn't change "her mode of life" while in the palace and that Mordecai expressly instructed her to "fear God and keep his laws" This does not appear in the Hebrew.

3:1 At his first mention, Haman is identified as a Bougean, not an Aggagite

4:1 We're told the contents of Mordecai's long and bitter cry "An innocent nation is being destroyed."

4:8 Mordecai tells Esther to speak to the King, and also to pray to God.

6:1 In the MT, the King is simply unable to sleep; in the LXX we're told that the Lord kept him awake.

6:13 Zeresh tells Haman that he can't win because the "living God" is with Mordecai

8:17 The Heb says many of the gentiles became Jews; in the Greek they also circumcise themselves.

9:16 In the LXX the Jews kill 15000 people; in the MT the number is 75000.

Observations:
  • Greek Esther (the character)  is frummer. There are no two ways about this. She and Mordecai pray and demonstrate knowledge and observance of ritual law. In the Hebrew, Esther's religious observations are not mentioned and she seems like a Jew by ethnicity, not practice. Esther even mentions a distaste for intermarriage that we recognize as a prominent concern of Ezra's.
  • Greek Esther(the book)  is also frummer. God's presence is explicit, with His name mentioned more than 50 times. In the Greek, we're told specifically that God planned Esther's ascension, and that he kept the King awake; in the Hebrew all of this is only implied. Instead of suggesting that the victory of Purim was random, without God's direct and obvious involvement, the Greek makes it clear that God rescued his people.
The scholarly suggestion is that second temple Jews added some of the material discussed above for the purpose of making the Megilla seem more biblical.

The Right Way to Celebrate Purim in Jerusalem


A Guest Post By E. Fink

Today was Shushan Purim so in Jerusalem they celebrated Purim today instead of yesterday. Except most American Yeshiva bochurim / Kollel fellows I know of, celebrate Purim outside Jerusalem on Purim and then celebrate a second day of Purim in Jerusalem on Shushan Purim.

I don't think this was the intent behind Shushan Purim.

I have a younger brother who is learning in Kollel in Israel. After 5 years of intense post marriage Torah study. He is a bona fide Talmid Chacham who is serious about his learning and avodas Hashem. He doesn't "play games" and is making the most of his time in Kollel. He doesn't take vacations, he doesn't spend time drinking coffee, he doesn't skip minyanim, he doesn't throw rocks at cars on Shabbos. He's a really good guy.

Anyway, he and his friends spent Purim in the Beis Medrash seeing as it was not a holiday in Jerusalem. He celebrated one day of Purim, on Shushan Purim.

That's the right way to do it.

Scooby Doo meets Queen Esther




Hanna-Barbera tell the Esther story in the style of all their cheap-o cartoons. Scooby-Doo does not actually appear.

A Nice Little Kiddush Hashem


A Guest Post By E. Fink

I just bumped into one of my (Jewish) Law School professors and he told me something worth sharing.

He was reading an article about the Japan disaster fund. Donations are coming in from all over the world. In the article, a Japanese government official was quoted [paraphrase] with this little gem:

"Why do so many people send donations of $18? It's such a strange number for a donation."


(HT Tin Man for the source: NY Times)

Purim Torah by Rav Shmuel Brazil


Our friends and admirers at Matzav have posted a witty piece of Purim Torah by Rav Shmuel Brazil which purports to reveal the Real and True Message of the Japan Disaster.  Here's the best passage:
These four elements might seem for a while a fixed component of nature. However, our emunah is that they are all being constantly controlled by Hashem and can be altered at any given moment. When Hashem makes war He can utilize all of these elements to do His will and command. This is hinted in the passuk איש מלחמה ה’ the word איש is gematriah 311 which is the same gematriah as the first letter of each of the four elements ארמע. What we have witnessed in the last few days is the fulfillment Hashem eesh milchama. First an earthquake which corresponds to the element of earth, then a tsunami which parallels the water element, then a meltdown whose radiation is carried by the wind and finally a volcanic eruption which corresponds to fire.. Hashem’s revenge on the Japanese people, whether because they were allies with the Nazis in WW2 or because they incarcerated and cruelly treated three innocent Yiddishe neshamos whose innocence is clear to all except for their kangaroo court, was all enveloping utilizing all the elements to demonstrate His decisive omnipotence. No man made advanced technology could stop or even slow the earthquake, tsunami, nuclear meltdown and volcano. Everyone stood helpless, stunned and paralyzed as Hashem with one swift blow used His elements to demonstrate as He did to Pharaoh in Mitzrayim that in merely seconds what seems to be one’s reality is no longer. One’s past present and future literally went down the drain in seconds right in front of one’s eyes.
Great stuff. Only there are a few silly errors and oversights, which I'll helpfully point out below:

An idea for gay marriage that is muter


Ha'aretz has an article about an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi and his efforts to to marry gay men and women to each other. You can read more about it here. (If you haven't caught on or were misled by the purposely ambiguous post title the idea is for gay men to marry gay women.)

This idea, clearly, is not for everyone. Some might see it as a sham; others might be unwilling to give up the sexual side of themselves and to commit to playing house with someone they don't find sexually attractive. But marrying a fellow homosexual might be the right move for a gay man or woman who meets the following criteria:

(1) Wants to live halachically and understands this to mean "no same gender sex"
(2) What to fit in, and to conform with the general society's idea of "family" and "marriage"
(3) Wants the acceptance of (distant) friends and neighbors.
(4) Wants to have kids, and all the things that go with that (especially for Orthodox Jews)
(5) Does not consider it a "lie" to live celibately with a spouse, pretending to be straight (or does consider it a lie, but doesn't care.)

I understand that not every gay person shares these values; such a person, obviously, should not participate in this Rabbi's program; however for others who meet the criteria it might be the perfect trade-off. (Yes, of course its shame that society forces people to make such trade-offs, but you know what? Marriage is always about compromise. Whenever we commit ourselves to someone else give up a part of ourselves. If these gay men and women are willing to trade their sexuality (a sexuality they believe they are forbidden to use) for a set of benefits they value its not our place to judge them.)

Is Rabbi Fohrman's Purim Book Controversial?


A Guest Post By E. Fink

I just posted a quick review of a new book by Rabbi David Fohrman about Purim on my blog: Book Review | The Queen You Thought You Knew

There is something about this book that seems controversial. A rabbi whom I respect deeply was very offended by the book. His criticism was that the book basically ignores Chazal and appears to be more like an academic analysis of the megilla than a typical Torah style analysis found in yeshivos today.

This is true on both accounts. It is a more academic style and the academic style is not taught in yeshiva.

But is this style "wrong" or just unused by yeshivos?

What is Ruach ra’ah?


Arthur comments about the list of absurd Charedi beliefs:

Some thoughts about the above.

One principle discussed in Cha’zal, is "chamira sakanta me’isura" – laws regarding danger are more stringent than those regarding prohibition— make food safety a primary consideration. There is a disagreement among later Poskim about this question and other details of the prohibition. The following is a summary of these views:

The Gemara (Niddah, 17a), notes that a person who eats shelled eggs, peeled onions or garlic that had been left overnight, endangers his life and will be judged as a person who took his own life. The Gemara explains that the danger associated with these foods is ruach ra’ah

Yad Meir and Shevet HaLevi hold that this halacha is no longer relevant because Tosfos states that certain ruach ra’ah do not descend in “these countries”. We can infer from Tosfos that we do not have to be concerned for any ruach ra’ah unless we have a mesorah that that specific form is still prevalent. Yad Meir and Shevet HaLevi cite Hago’os Mordechai as a source for adopting such an approach regarding leaving eggs, onions and garlic overnight. They are supported by the fact that the Shulchan Aruch cites certain dangerous activities listed in the Gemara but not these. Minchas Yitzchok discusses this issue and concludes that there is basis for those who are lenient.

The overwhelming majority of Poskim hold that the Gemara continues to be relevant nowadays. They address, but do not resolve, the fact that Shulchan Aruch doesn’t discuss this danger. They also argue that one must have absolute proof that a form of ruach ra’ah no longer exists before considering as irrelevant a clear directive of the Gemara.
My reply:

Ruach ra’ah is not a halchik consideration. It's health advice based on the science of the time and the prevailing theory of disease. That theory of disease, known as the Miasma Theory, taught that diseases were spread by "miasma" a noxious form of "bad air" or, what the Jewish sources called ruach ra’ah.

The Miasma Theory has been fully discredited, and rendered obsolete by the Germ Theory; all health advice based upon it are similarly discreditted, and no longer applicable


Rabbi Michael Broyde Defender of Sheitels


A Guest Post By E. Fink


A few months back, the charedi web-news sites were aghast regarding a paper (long ago) published by Rabbi Michael Broyde. (See: Matzav.com) The paper tried to find a "limud zechus" for frum women who do not wear a head covering. Rabbi Shlomo Miller wrote a diatribe against Rabbi Broyde and his paper.

DovBear took issue with it here: DovBear

Rabbi Broyde has written a beautiful letter to the Forward defending the wearing of sheitels. 

Punchline:
...the sheitel became the perfect compromise because it promotes conformity with both Jewish law and Western culture.
One could ask why anyone should live their life around the Talmud — a document written 1,500 years ago by great rabbis seeking to reflect the will of the Divine, as they understood it. But that is exactly the mission of Orthodoxy, and it has been for centuries. And it seems to be working as well (or even better) than many contemporary versions of Judaism.
I agree with BOTH of Rabbi Broyde's attempts. On the one hand to find a limud zechus for non-sheitel wearers and to vehemently defend the position of orthodox Judaism. Yeyasher kochacha Rabbi Broyde.

I wonder what Matzav and Rabbi Miller are saying now? (nothing)


What does the Yeshiva World Editor have against Dov Hikind?


There is an article on YWN about the Westboro Baptist Church protests against Jewish institutions and how the protesters left after no one showed up to counter protest. Careful readers will remember that when Dov Hikind counter-protested a Westoboro demonstration few months ago the esteemed YWE judged Hikind's behavior a "Chilul Hashem", an assessment repeated in the new article. I quote:

What are the most absurd Charedi beliefs?


@efink opens with "Its ossur to wear jeans"

I think: "You can't say kiddush between 6 and 7 pm" is more absurd. See, the basis for this crazy custom is that for some reason its not right to say kiddush when the planet Mars is in some constellation. Only due to changes over the last 2000 odd years, Mars is no longer in that spot between 6 and 7 p.m.

Also, "The moon landing didn't happen because [obscure posuk] rules it out" is pretty bad and "the teva has changed" is hard to top.

What else you got?

Elijah and Mary


There's a Twitter fellow who thinks that all the Elijah stories he's heard constitute a good reason for believing in God/Judaism.

To be clear, he doesn't think these stories are proofs, and he may be willing to concede that some of the stories he's heard aren't true.

However, he does feel rather certain that all of these stories he's heard must add up to something.

Well fine, but then what do all the Marian apparitions add up to? Mary has appeared to thousands of people, and at least 15 of her appearances (including one in Zeituon where she was seen over the course of several months by more than 10,000 people) have been certified as true by the Roman Catholic, Anglican or Coptic Church. If the Elijah stories make some kind of point, don't the Mary stories make a similar point?

See the exchange with his claim and my rebuttal after the jump.

Its a trap!


Akhbar Opposed Imperial Outposts on Endor
Here and there, some angry arm chair crusaders are calling lustfully for revenge acts against Palestinian civilians. I'll let our Calimari Correspondent Admiral Akhbar explain why that's a terrible idea:  Its a trap.

See, here's how it works:

The purpose of such actions, whether in Israel-Palestine, in Northern Ireland or in Algiers, is to get the state or stronger party to violently crack down on dissent, thereby radicalising the attackers’ home constituency; this radicalisation is then used to recruit activists for further attacks, which will draw more retaliation, more radicalisation and more recruits; and so on, until the pendulum of violent conflict is swinging again with ever-escalating force. (Dimi Reider)
It might feel nice to go marauding through a Palestinian village like a video game character on steroids, but all that does is invite additional Itamars. (Plus its immoral, osur, and the sort of thing European thugs did to us for hundreds of years, but even those too frum to care about such considerations can recognize a practical concern.)

The Left Responds to the Atrocity in Itamar


Here's a great article that @noahroth shared on Sunday with the Twitterverse:

The activist Left must condemn the murder of the Itamar family

The author, an activist-leftie himself, argues passionately and persuasively that the Left must find a way of "loudly and unreservedly condemning atrocities committed in the names of causes we believe in." Of special note are the counterarguments he provides to every foolish, weak-willed argument advanced by self-destructive lefites who think silence or equivocation are better approaches. To say he utterly demolishes those arguments would be an understatement.

At the end of the piece are updates listing the left wing organizations who have spoken out. They include: Solidarity Sheikh Jarrah, New Family, Israel’s pre-eminent organization for equality in marriage and family rights, Bilin Popular Committee Against the Wall, J-Street and Peace Now; Human Rights Watch, and Rabbis for Human Rights.

Some H.S teacher responds to a "A trip to Miami"


This is an internet meme I can totally get behind.



Looking forward to the next one. (Sorry Krum, but the bears were never this funny)

Things we Jews will hear by nightfall


By the time the stars come out tonight, I promise we will have heard from some self-righteous Jewish preacher that this morning's earthquake in Japan was the Lord's way of punishing those evil, terrible Jew haters who incarcerated three pure and holy Jewish boys on bogus, trumped up charges of drug trafficking.

Set your watch by it.

One of mnay who said this: Apikorus al ha'esh

The Tznius Ruler!


Here's a great gift idea for a bat mitzvah or graduation. The Tznius Ruler! Now you can be absolutely certain that you're always showing the right amount of Torah True leg skin. Perfect for people who don't own mirrors or can't judge for themselves if their own knees are covered.

See the pictures, and read the rant after the jump.

Parsha in Limerick:Vayikra




Rand Paul's Toilet Tirade


Rand Paul's toilets don't work, and in a five minute tirade he blames the Energy Department.

The thing is, Rand sort of right, but still wrong. The government is made up of busy bodies, who do restrict our choices in ways that make some things more expensive but Rand has forgotten a few important things

(1) When it comes to gay marriage, prayer in public school, abortion, and similar, Rand's party would very much like to stick its nose into our houses and tell us what to do. When the Democrats set rules for energy consumption, at least the rules are based on data and projections anyone can review and rebut. The move to restrict gay marriage, for example, is not based on something similarly empirical.

(2) In the US, the government is made up of us. We select the President and members of Congress. If we don't like them, we can replace him. In his tirade, Rand tries to make it seem like some tyrannical dictator is imposing its will on the powerless people, but the people aren't powerless. They chose this administration by a wide margin, and in a few months time, they can choose another if they so desire. As Senator Shaheen said in a mild rebuke of Paul's tantrum

“I think it behooves us all not to engage in name calling,” Ms. Shaheen said. Government workers like Ms. Hogan are simply trying “to carry out the work Congress has asked them to do,” and Congress can change the law if it wants, Ms. Shaheen said.


A guest post by the Bray of Fundie

While many might challenge the entire notion of innate differences, a new controversial book seems to point to the fact that having differences, in this case between the genders, IS innate. True egalitarian equality is a pipe dream. If one gender is up then the other, perforce, is down.

Explaining piglet


Yesterday I posted an excerpt from "...in which Poo and Piglet go hunting and nearly catch a woozle" that mystified many of you. SomeGuy called it random; others wrote to me in puzzlement requesting an explanation.

Sorry, I thought it was poshut, (if a bit random).

In brief, Christopher Robin, who attempted to debunk Piglet's mesorah about the sign, is clearly no better than the evil atheist historians who tempt and mislead us with crazy facts and theories about the development of our beliefs and rituals, whereas Piglet is the pintle yid who is to be forever honored and revered for his absolute emunah in the pure broken sign traditions of his family.

The theme continues in the rest of the story, in which Pooh and Piglet follow their own tracks around a spinney  convinced they are hot on the trail of a woozle. Only a call from Christopher Robin, who has been watching from the top of his ivory tower tree, alerts them to the truth: The tracks they see are real; the significance and meaning assigned to them, however, are merely a product of their overactive imaginations.

Maimonides on Internet Censorship, Martyrdom, and Hanging Corpses


by Avromie

The newly proposed internet ban by some choshuvah askanim  leaves me itching for some actual Rabbinical guidance. But where to look? Of course! Sefer Hamitzvos, Negative Commandment #66, the Mitzvah of not leaving corpses hanging overnight. Let's see the Rambam:

Tradition


THE Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board whichhad: "TRESPASSERS W" on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one--Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

"I've got two names," said Christopher Robin carelessly.

"Well, there you are, that proves it," said Piglet.


-- from ...IN WHICH POOH AND PIGLET GO HUNTING AND NEARLY CATCH A WOOZLE, Winnie the Pooh, chapter 3

Yes, that is Roseanne Barr, but what's in her hand?!


I miss George W. Bush


The Lakewood Scoop strikes again


A guest post by Rena

I'd really like to get rid of my habit of checking The Lakewood Scoop, but perhaps it's worth it for the entertainment that I so selflessly share with all of you.

Lakewood's newest gem: A very intelligent and well thought out debate about the validity of the FDA's ban on kosher brand Materna baby formula and if, in this urgent case of sakana, we can, chas veshalom bdieved,  feed our babies "powdered cholov stam". (Visit the freak show yourself here)

The best argument against the FDA ban is this one:

"This is כלל ישראל’s substitute formula. It is genetically designed for Yiddisher babies’ stomachs! We all hace basicly the same DNA. Hundreds of Thousands of babies in Eretz Yisroel use it; there is no problems. FDA are also bureaucrats!" [sic]

In case that was not convincing enough:

"THEAR IS NOTHING RONG WITH IT THEAR IS NO REASON TO BRING IT BACK TO THE STORES IF YOU BRING IT BACK THEAR IS 10 PIPPLE WATING TO BYE IT" [sic]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Why Unions Matter


Rick Hertzberg in the New Yorker:

If a Republican Party that has lately become rigidly, fanatically “conservative” can succeed in reducing public-sector unions to the parlous condition of their private-sector brethren, then organized labor—which, for all its failings, all its shortsightedness, all its “special interest” selfishness, remains the only truly formidable counterweight to the ever-growing political power of that top one-thousandth—will no longer be anything close to a match for organized money
We all know that unions are too powerful, and often corrupt, but if they are eliminated what protects us from the power and corruption of the super rich?

The power of tefillah


The fellow who sits next to me in shul is a Chabadnik. He say "omain" during Birchas Kohanim when I say "ken yehi rotzon." He's playfully mischievous and so am I, so we both are given to saying the words a little louder than we should, when the other is around.

Last week, he showed me an essay which argued that "omein" was the correct response. He was very excited, and very convinced by the brilliance of the argument.

I wrong-footed him this way:

My review of iTalmud for iPad


In 2009 @efink reviewed the iPhone version of iTalmud by Crowded Road. He liked it very much. For the last few days, I've been testing the iPad version of the same software, and I share his enthusiasm. This is one neat little app.

You are running out of time


Click to the NCSY Chinese Auction and start making your selections from among the fabulous prizes. The deadline is soon, and this is a wonderful cause! Don't wait!

Thanks, and good luck

But where are the women?


A guest post by RENA

Over at the ever exhilarating Lakewood Scoop there is a short article about a women's only fundraiser for a local school. Apparently over 2,500 women attended, and there are even some pictures of the event... but wait - where are the women? Oh - I think I found one. Oops scratch that - her face is blurred out. Whew! Close call.

You can now return to your gemara, boys. Nothing to see here.

See a photograph in which women have been erased from their own event after the jump

Put on your T-Shirt from Raleigh Durham....


... cuz here comes Purim.

From when may a blogger begin posting about Purim? <-CLICK

I never remember the halachos.

Rejected Purim Song Lyrics

Put on your T-Shirt from Raleigh Durham.. ... cuz here comes Purim.
The food packages are fulesome... when you celebrate Purim. 

Purim is the Festival of Lots 
Instead of just one night of dressing up in costumes and running round the neighborhood harassing law abiding home owners we... um... we do it during the day... um... well, under the guise of collecting for charity... um.....while drunk. 

Ok, bad idea. Never mind.

End of an era?


I waste a lot of time on Twitter picking fights and responding to provocations from know-it-all Haredi 20-somethings. The typical exchange is exactly the sort of thing you've seen before in my posts and on the comment threads. It usually starts when some twerp pontificates ignorantly about Torah, halacha, or society, or represents something he cribbed from a musser sefer as if it was a rule of life, written in the sky. After we go back and forth for a while the festivities usually end with cries of "kofer!" and the figurative slamming of doors. Most of the time, these exchanges are great fun, and quite invigorating. But like most things that are great fun, it never gets me anywhere.

This morning one of the 20-something twerps posted criticism of Shomer Negiah, the forty-year old virgin who is contemplating a premarital fling, in part because she, and her view of/relationship with God has changed. In short, she's pissed that she's still single, and that life seems to have passed her by. Now she's contemplating doing something out of character and possibly osur before its really too late. In the view of the twerp, Shomer Negiah is suffering from a bad attitude. If she davened more, she'd feel better. Had she internalized the right messages as a student, she'd have the self-resolve to persevere.

Instead of replying to these dismissive and close-minded inanities in my usual way, I resolved to stop following 20-something Charedi know-it-alls. Instead, I plan to replace them all with 30-something liberal Jewish know-it-alls. Lets see if I follow through -- and if the change actually improves my Twitter experience.