A guest post by Rena
I'd really like to get rid of my habit of checking The Lakewood Scoop, but perhaps it's worth it for the entertainment that I so selflessly share with all of you.
Lakewood's newest gem: A very intelligent and well thought out debate about the validity of the FDA's ban on kosher brand Materna baby formula and if, in this urgent case of sakana, we can, chas veshalom bdieved, feed our babies "powdered cholov stam". (Visit the freak show yourself here)
The best argument against the FDA ban is this one:
"This is כלל ישראל’s substitute formula. It is genetically designed for Yiddisher babies’ stomachs! We all hace basicly the same DNA. Hundreds of Thousands of babies in Eretz Yisroel use it; there is no problems. FDA are also bureaucrats!" [sic]
In case that was not convincing enough:
"THEAR IS NOTHING RONG WITH IT THEAR IS NO REASON TO BRING IT BACK TO THE STORES IF YOU BRING IT BACK THEAR IS 10 PIPPLE WATING TO BYE IT" [sic]
I couldn't have said it better myself.
I'd really like to get rid of my habit of checking The Lakewood Scoop, but perhaps it's worth it for the entertainment that I so selflessly share with all of you.
Lakewood's newest gem: A very intelligent and well thought out debate about the validity of the FDA's ban on kosher brand Materna baby formula and if, in this urgent case of sakana, we can, chas veshalom bdieved, feed our babies "powdered cholov stam". (Visit the freak show yourself here)
The best argument against the FDA ban is this one:
"This is כלל ישראל’s substitute formula. It is genetically designed for Yiddisher babies’ stomachs! We all hace basicly the same DNA. Hundreds of Thousands of babies in Eretz Yisroel use it; there is no problems. FDA are also bureaucrats!" [sic]
In case that was not convincing enough:
"THEAR IS NOTHING RONG WITH IT THEAR IS NO REASON TO BRING IT BACK TO THE STORES IF YOU BRING IT BACK THEAR IS 10 PIPPLE WATING TO BYE IT" [sic]
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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