Tuesday, May 31, 2005

White men whining

NASCAR driver Robby Gordon took whining to a new level when he complained that Danica Patrick had an unfair advantage in the Indianapolis 500 because she weighed only 100 pounds, or far less than most male drivers.

Uh huh.

In other news, Manny Ramirez, a hitter for the Boston Red Sox said he thinks Randy Johnson should have to back up because he throws the ball harder than most pitchers, and Andrew Agassi called for Roger Federer to keep his shoes tied together on the tennis court because he's faster than most opponents.