Thursday, November 13, 2008

More fundie picking and choosing

Additional conversations with our friend the Typical Fundamentalist Moron*

TFM: Obama is going to ruin the country! Destroy it! We have no hope!
DB: Don't you allegedly believe that everything is in God's hands?
TFM: Well, of course!
DB: And haven't we been taught "Lev Melech b'yad Hashem?" That a king's decisions are guided by God?
TFM: Well...
DB: So isn't it a wee bit inconsistent for someone like you, who allows the Sages to tell him which shoe to put on first, to worry about Obama?
TFM: DB, you are such a liberal.

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TFM: Obama is going to wreck Israel. The Jewish state is in serious danger. Let's move there at once!
DB: Um....? So you want to jump from the frying pan into the fire?

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TFM: Obama is going to ruin America! Our tax rate is going to skyrocket! By this time next year we're going to be a socialist country! Let's move to Israel at once!
DB: Um....? You're aware that Israel is already socialist, right?

*All three of these conversations are based on actual exchanges with actual fundamentalist morons.