Thursday, June 16, 2005

More Republican Family Values


"U.S. Rep. Don Sherwood (R: Pa) repeatedly punched and choked a Maryland woman during a "five-year intimate relationship" with her, according to a lawsuit filed Wednesday."

The woman Mr. Sherwood, 61, is alleged to have smacked around is 29, and not his wife, making the nice GOP man an alleged adulterer as well as an alleged assualter. Per the report, the young woman is a member of Young Republican which may explain - without justifying! - Mr. Sherwood's abuse.

In a related story... According to the newly revised and updated GOP handbook was, actually living a devout and virtuous life is unimportant. Ultimately the only thing that really matters is being recognized as an aggressive advocate for traditional values and moral purity. Around the world, GOP-hypocrites (there's one in every neighborhood) are said to be breathing easier.