Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Complaints


I wish there was some kind of passive aggressive note I could leave for the guy who:

-Loudly blows his nose in shul

-Holds up the line at the bris buffet because he needs to construct his elaborate sandwich right then and there

- carries his coffee cup into the sanctuary so he has something to drink during davening

- starts a song from his seat when such song-starting is actually the chazon's traditional perogative

- puts on his tie during Shemona Esray at Friday mincha

- gets all cross-eyed when you call a chumash a book

- expects me to get excited when he says he's serving "cholent"
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