Wednesday, May 26, 2010

What really matters in contemporary Orthodox Judaism?

Fish worms!

The leading lights of our sect gathered yesterday in Brooklyn to learn more about this crucial threat to things we can't see or measure such as our souls and our mitzva point accounts.

Those deeply concerned about this matter, and not at all convinced that it is merely alarmist nonsense dreamt up by bored Rabbis to justify their continued existance, are encouraged to carefully review the instuctional video, found here.

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