Thursday, July 12, 2012

Get your head patted by the Agudah! Now only $36

To be fair, the handsome and prestigious certificate, printed on genuine paper and signed by Chaim Dovid Zweibel's secretary is free. The $36 is for laminating and framing. But still, and I say this as a friend, you will announce yourself as a insecure dork if you purchase this item and a sucker of the sort PT Barnum spoke about if you pony up $36 for the framing. Download this for free, instead. Same exact deal.

On the other hand, I am pleased to announce a new and exciting DovBear Program: For just $5 you can purchase from me a handsome and prestigious certificate printed on genuine paper that announces any of the following achievements to your friends, neighbors, and potential in-laws:

  • Attended shul
  • Ate kosher
  • Heard Krias HaTorah
  • Skipped kiddush club
  • Listened to Mommy
For more information contact DovBear. Stickers, head pats, and lollipops available, too. 

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