Cindy Adams, of that blog-like thingy The New York Post puts on Page 6, made me a very happy man this morning. She's reporting rumors that that Bush might send Clinton to the Middle East as a peace envoy. Isn't that rich? Isn’t that fantastic? I love it when important people do what I want them to do.
I doubt this will happen - in fact, I am sure it won't happen - for all the reasons Cindy gives, but if it does, I will need to hire an entire secretarial pool to help me write "I told you so" emails to my friends and admirers. Zman Biur, if you can, snap a photo of the face you made when you read that Bush might hire Clinton to make peace in the Middle East. I want it for the blog.