Thursday, December 16, 2004


How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. That lightbulb is a patriot. It is resolute. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Anyway, real men don't need artificial light.