Monday, January 31, 2005

MY NINE CIRCLES OF HELL

Double-parkers
Circle I Limbo

People who take midrash literally
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Peter Gumple
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rush's Audience
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Ned Flanders, and people like him
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who confuse "your" and "you're"
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Karl Rove
Circle VII Burning Sands

Those who imagine hats and tables are essential to Judaism
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Rush's Sponsors
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell