I swear I am not making this up
But I just might throw up

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GRAND OPENING!!! FIRST EVER CHULENT BAR IN FLATBUSH! COME BRING YOUR APPETITE. ENJOY A NIGHT FILLED WITH SHMOOZING AND HEIMSHE COOKING FOR JUST $10.OO

WHERE: MARINE PARK JEWISH CENTER
Rounded Rectangular Callout: Men and Yeshiva bochurim only!!
Maariv at 11:00pm3311 Ave S , Brooklyn, New york
WHEN: THURSDAY NIGHTS
TIME: 9:00- 2:00AM
STARTING 3/17 COST: ONLY $10.00!!!
BUFFET ALL YOU CAN EAT!!( different types of chulent and kugels).
DRINKS NOT INCLUDED

Under the strict supervision of Rabbi Yisroel P. Gornish.
Any questions please call: ---- [If you're so desparate to be a behayma, email me, and I'll send you the message.]