Me and Mordechai, No 1
Sometimes, I like to IM people before I write about them.
dovbear: Hey, buddy! How's it hanging?
dovbear: Listen, I just wanted to let you know — not to be nitpicky or anything, but…
dovbear: The Southerner is a racist newspaper. Not serious writing about music.
dovbear: But it’s okay, we all make mistakes!
dovbear: I mean, have you ever heard of Matisyahu Solomon?
Related I and II