Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Cheap day school with just one catch: It's in Minnesota.
This post is dedicated to "Jorge," my number one fan, and I do mean that in a "Misery" sort of way.

Want to send your kids to private school, but not so much that you'd give up that vacation to Hawaii or the Lexus you've had your eye on? Not to worry, say the folks at Torah Academy, a Jewish school in St. Louis Park; we'll give you $5,000 just to switch from public school to Torah, and we don't even care how much money you make.
Meanwhile, here in NYC, "the folks" who run our local Jewish schools make you sell your gold fillings before you can be considered for even a modest tuition break.