Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Did you know?

Schiavo Edition II

Michael Schiavo has agreed to an autopsy. Afterwards, I expect written apologies from those of you who have said (1) she isn't really in a persistent vegetative state or (b) her abusive, slimeball husband is trying to hide something.

You know who you are.

Schiavo Edition III

Tom Delay, the publicity-seeking fraud, who has regularly defamed Michael Schiavo, was once in the same position as Michael Schiavo and - guess what! - he made the same decision.

Sixteen years ago, Tom Delay's father was severely injured in an accident, and the Delay family agreed to withhold treatment. Congressman "Err on the side of life" DeLay did not object.

Ladies and gentleman, call off the search: We have found our Pandering Hypocrite of the Millennium.