Did everyone catch Gil at Hirhurim doing his DovBear impersonation today?
Only I would source the stupid person.

Inquiring readers want to know:

Where did Gil find that absurd quote he tore apart in today's issue of Hirhurim?

Inquiring readers can search frumteens themselves. (It's way at the bottom. As you scroll down, imagine poor, studious Gil struggling through all that nonesense. Laughing optional.)