Friday, July 01, 2005

The man your mother warned you about...

Heshy writes:

Special Gourmet Sabbath meal is served for singles by singles

...men in the dining room, women in the kitchen. Strictly enforced - except when we need the girls to do some serving, of course. Space aliens and gays not welcome.

in Brooklyn's Kensington section near Ocean parkway!

Right next to Carlo's All Night House of Porn and Pizza.

When:Every Shabbos Friday night dinner begins at 7 pm and there is also a daytime Sabbath lunch at 12 noon.Where: 964 east Third Street between Foster and Elmwood Aves. Brooklyn NY. Details: We get about 75 to 120 singles on the average Sabbath.

In the old days we got 75-120 tens and even twenties with the occasional hundred. But Mrs. Heshy isn't as pretty as she used to be.

Lots of songs, good conversation and words of Torah are exchanged.

...but no body fluids. Also, by "Torah" we mean anti-Liberal rants. Or as Daniel Lapin, says, "6 of one, half dozen of the other."

Beginners and first timers are welcome as well.

Special discount and instructional hand-outs for first timers.

No reservations needed. Tons of extra food always on site.

...it's how we get the mind-softening drugs into your system.

Come by with a friend.

...And if she's cute, she'll be invited to stay till Sunday. Please note: By "invited" we mean drugged, blackmailed, or otherwise coerced.

(Yeah, I recycled this from my comments, but aside from Krum's line about the body fluids, its all mine.)

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