Here is a conversation that took place just an hour ago.
Husband: Um Shifra, I forgot to tell you, but two days ago, when I went to heat up some french fries, the oven wouldn't turn on.
Shifra: *tests the oven herself, checks pilot* What?! Did you call a repair man?
Shifra: And you didn't tell me?!
Husband: Um... no
Shifra: These things need to be taken care of right away! If you weren't going to do anything about it you should have at least TOLD me... and now it's Thursday night! I have not even started cooking for Shabbos and now I can't possibly cook anything.... hey.... wait a minute...*Smiles*
Husband: Way ahead of you Shif! *Smiles back*
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