Friday, July 01, 2005

Heshy's House

No, not the creaky, foul-smelling mausaleum we presume he occupies, but his new blog, where his statement of purpose declares:
We discuss why as Jews we oppose: abortion-on-demand, euthansia, evolution, gay incestuous & bestial marraiges, gun control, life on other planets, radical feminism, spaying & neutering of animals & women in combat.
First: Don't speak for me. Not as a Jew, a New Yorker, a man or a human being.

Second: As Akiva points out, you say you oppose spaying women in combat? Well, what if they're home where they belong serving cookies and performing other wifely duties? Is it ok to spay those women?

Third: You suck

Fourth: Why do you oppose sending women into combat? Is it because they might get killed? Yes, wars are notoriously unsafe.

Fifth: You really, really suck

Sixth: What about sending men into combat? Do you think a woman's death is more tragic than a man's death?

Seventh: Have I mentioned that you suck?

Eighth What about the death of Iraqui women? On the tragedy scale, where does that rate? Less tragic then when a white woman dies, but more tragic then the death of a man? Or not tragic at all? Be honest.

Ninth Stop me if you've heard this before, but you suck.