This just in: Earth round... Drudge wrong.
And why hasn't Renquist retired yet? Two working theories, and both suggest that Billy is a bit of a bozo.
Theory Number One: My life will have no meaning if I retire. ("This is not a man with any desire to rush from the limelight. This is a man who is Number One--and wants to make sure you know it.")
Theory Number Two: If I make history, perhaps historians will overlook the fact that I was crap at this job.
