Wednesday, November 10, 2004

WHO THE HELL IS VANESSA CARLTON?

I've never heard of her until now, but, boy, do I like her attitude

The Jewish star visited a church and allegedly said: "I hope these people realise Jesus was just an uppity Jew"

Of course her fans were unhappy but, when are fans ever happy? (Mine certainly aren't.) Still, despair not, Vanessa: As long as you keep that beautiful Jewish mouth flapping, you can count DovBear, and his seven readers, among your most fervent supporters. (Among those fervent supporters who (a) don't know you are, and (b) won't buy your albums, I mean.)

4 comments:

Eliyahu ben Avraham vaSarah said...

Hey, at least you have fans.

WBS said...

Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch both hit the music scene around the same time -- early 2002. Wait, do you know of Michelle Branch?

Esther Kustanowitz said...

If you watch VH1, you would have seen her video for "A Thousand Miles," wherein she sits at a piano while traveling all around NYC and beyond, I think.

PsychoToddler said...

Vanessa Carleton is Jewish?