John Ashcroft, Super Hero, announces he has won the war on crime and terror
It's true. In his resignation letter the former AG tells us "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."
What a relief. Now that we're alll safe and snug from crime and terror, perhaps the president will appoint an AG who will protect not only our safety, but our constitutional rights as well?
And, in other news, the Commerce Secretary also stepped down, which is to be expected I suppose, now that Commerce in this country has been shot to hell, via the president's economic policies.