Wednesday, November 17, 2004

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET SOME &#&&@& COMMENTS????

Discuss.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am not crazy about the way you pick on Honbest Reporting. sOme thngs ar eholy. But you are very funny. Like Luke.

Skeptic said...

You should crush honest reporting. It's the stupidest thing on the web, next to Luke, I mean who isn't funny.
People doin't comment b/ they are afraid of you. that was my reason Until now. (and you do have some brave regulars so kwityerbellyachin')

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should start your own anti-honest reporting blog.
No, wait. You'd probably get your house firebombed.
Anyway, maybe if you didn't suck so much you'd get some comments.

jah said...

how the f&%*##$*$ should I know?

Anonymous said...

Hey DB,

PsychoToddler also has 7 readers on Bloglines....you need to develop your writing skills :)

Jack's Shack said...

Afraid of the cub, who is afraid. I am not. But then again I am certifiably meshugah. ;)

A Simple Jew said...

Here is my comment: We share first names :)

Bronco Buddha said...

You can go to other blogs and ask them why they are not commenting on yours. :)

DovBear said...

Ok, I've been up all night counting my comments and I have like 250, with Jack and Esther doing most of the heavy lifting.

I guess I just don't understand why the inflamatory liberal posts, or the prevocative anti-honest-reporting posts, or the cheney pictures don't get the response that other, more boring, posts do.

Are you brave and thoughtful readers trying to tell me something?

Esther Kustanowitz said...

You can't know what people will comment on and what they won't feel motivated by. Each person is different, and you have to remember that there are tons of people who visit and say nothing at all.

Do you have a blogcounter? You can view your stats (how many visits, who is visiting, etc) and that might make you feel better, like you are being heard, even if people still are not "contributing in class."

Your other option? Flame the right, engage in lashon hara, lambaste the left, or mention Lindsay Lohan. Those tricks usually work.

PsychoToddler said...

*&%$&*^ off you *%^^(? $&$^$* face

How's that?

DovBear said...

Oh, visits aren't the problem. But I didn't start blogging because I wanted people to stare at me. People were doing that anyway. It's flame wars I wanted.

Jack's Shack said...

Flame wars- that is so easy, so very easy. And yet so dull. If you want to start a war you have to have a little more zing, you broken down, self-centered, narcissitic, attention freak.

Nah, that just didn't feel right, I couldn't even generate any venom. Maybe you are just too nice a guy.

:)

DovBear said...

Listen here you ugly wart on a salamander's tounge. No one calls me a nice guy.
:)

PsychoToddler said...

At least you're not a stupid, fat, pimply pig farmer. You &*%&.

DovBear said...

HEY!
No one said anything about pimples.

Jack's Shack said...

Dov,

You are not old enough to have developed the fine curmudgeonly sense others have. Perhaps when you start shaving we can discuss this further.

For now you are just a nice Jewish boy playing mean.

DovBear said...

Look Los Angeles boy, just keep clicking on the links to your right, and you can say whatever you like.

Jack's Shack said...

Boychik,

I even did you the courtesy of blogrolling you weeks ago. Now you have to pony up to the bar and produce.

Maybe you can write a post asking people not to comment and it will have the opposite affect.

And stop with the Luke Ford stuff, he only has 4 readers and 3 of them are me. So getting me to come drag your sorry tuchus up is no big deal.

MoChassid said...

Just put up a post entitled: "Chassidus is the Greatest Thing that Ever Happened To Yiddishkeit."

You will get hundreds of comments.

Anonymous said...

dude, you're a bit stuck on the 'comments' feature. get over it. you should be happy just doing what youre doing. are you so insecure that you need validation from strangers?

DovBear said...

It is all part of the show.

And "dude" there's much other stuff at dovbear to read aside from this thread, so why are you here, at the bottom of this long and boring thread? Because you also like to read what people are thinking?

Zman Biur said...

All right, DB, you asked for it:

Because most of the other posters are more interesting than you!

(Gotta admit, you had that coming.)