Friday, December 09, 2011

Of course you realize this means WAR

Stewart and O'Reilly are sparring about Christmas yet again (Glad they waited until December this yeat) As usual Stewart makes all the good points, though this year O'Reilly mixes things up by conceding it.

Can't say I like a Catholic announcing on TV that a Jew is going to hell, but O'Reilly is such a buffoon I suppose it doesn't matter

About the big Pander-to-Republican-Jews Party

If you're not Jewish, or not interested in politics, it may have escaped your notice that all the Republican candidates came, yesterday, to kiss-up to Republican Jews. It was really quite a pathetic show. In the video that follows Jon Stewart explains why:


Who do these dorks think they are fooling?

Every presidential candidate since the dawn of time has promised to move the embassy to Jerusalem. Clinton, W., Sr. -- all of them bowed low to the Jewish God and made this guarantee. Has it happened? Of course, not. In fact, W - the fast, and famous friend of Israel, refused even to let children born in Jerusalem put the word "Israel" on their passports. Congress passed a law requiring this innocuous bit of bookkeeping, and W. -- W! -- refused to enforce it. You'd think the slick and knowing members of the Republican Jewish Forum would be on to the con by now. For those still in the dark, let me put in plainly (and loudly) THEY ARE USING YOU! ALL THEY WANT ARE YOUR VOTES.

Some other choice bits of brown-nosing:

ROMNEY: [The president has] publicly proposed that Israel adopt indefensible borders.
(A flat out lie, as everyone but the most die-hard Republican partisan will admit. What Obama actually suggested, was also suggested by George W: A two-state solution with territory swapped to make the landmasses equal to what they were before the Six Day War. This was the basis of Bush Jr.'s Road Map.)

GINGRICH: On my first day in office, the American embassy [in Israel] would be moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.
(No, it won't. But does Newt's little lie sound familair? It should. Here's George W. Bush addressing AIPAC: "As soon as I take office I will begin the process of moving the U.S. ambassador to the city Israel has chosen as its capital.')

PERRY: Instead, the Administration has insisted on previously unheard-of preconditions for Israel, such as an immediate stop to all settlement activity. President Obama has suggested the 1967 borders as a basis for negotiation.
(W. also called for a settlment freeze, and he also said the 67 border should be the basis for negotiation. Its all there in the Road Map. Why haven't nay of the Republican candidates for president familiarized themselves with this important, Bush-era document?)

PERRY: I feel a special connection to Israel, dating back nearly 20 years when I first visited the Holy Land. I have been to the Western Wall, that most sacred of symbols where Jewish pilgrims gather to pray today, and that has withstood the assaults on the Jewish People since the times of the early Romans.I walked in the footsteps of the heroes of Massada, a fortress of defiance symbolizing their loyalty to freedom more than life itself.
(I don't know about you, but I have an acute distaste for this style of suck-up. I know what the Kotel and Masada represent. I don't need a Johnny-come-lately-Jew-lover to explain it to me. Also, spare me the "special connection" crap. You're a politician. You'd declare a "special connection" with a ham sandwich if it was worth a few votes.)

BUCHANAN:BACHMANN: “On the day of my inauguration as president I will announce that the U.S. Embassy will be moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem."
(YAWN. Please be smart enough to know this is a lie)


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Thursday, December 08, 2011

Amar'e Hearts Hebrew

Glick's JPost OpEd is a Mess of Mischarecterizations (Part 4)

I have a few short notes of response to Caroline Glick's 12/5/11 oped in the Jerusalem Post. For the sake of the discussion and clarity, I'll separate my points into individual posts.  Here is part 1here is part 2; and here is part 3

After a pile of lies about Ambassador Gutman and Leon Panetta, Glick brings her article to a conclusion with this howler:
The end result is the same in either case: Under President Obama, the US government has become hostile to Israel’s national rights and strategic imperatives. Under Obama, the US is no longer Israel’s ally.

The US is no longer Israel's ally? Has Glick forgotten the aid money? Has she forgotten the firm defense in the UN? The military assistance? The frequent promises that the Israel-US relationship is special and unbreakable? How much more evidence, and how many more assurances do people like Caroline Glick need? And even if she insists on treating Obama and Clinton in the manner of a petulant, ungrateful, supremely demanding teenager, what about Congress? Is there anyone in Congress, apart from crazed outliers like Ron Paul and Maxine Waters, who have pledged to give Israel anything less than unconditional love and support?

Here are the facts, as aptly summarized by Avi Shafran: 
The Obama administration has provided more security assistance to Israel than any American administration; he has repeatedly declared (first in 2009 in Cairo during his speech to the Arab world) that the bond between the U.S. and Israel is "unbreakable"; his Secretary of State lectured Al-Jazeera that "when the Israelis pulled out of Lebanon they got Hezbollah and 40,000 rockets and when they pulled out of Gaza they got Hamas and 20,000 rockets"; his State Department has condemned the Palestinian Authority's "factually incorrect" denial of the Western Wall's connection to the Jewish people; and much more.
I remind you again that Israel's generals have a favorable view of Obama and so do most Israelis. So how can Glick's whining be taken seriously? Worse, how did the JPost permit it to be published?

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Glick's JPost OpEd is a Mess of Mischarecterizations (Part 3)

I have a few short notes of response to Caroline Glick's 12/5/11 oped in the Jerusalem Post. For the sake of the discussion and clarity, I'll separate my points into individual posts.  Here is part 1 and here is part 2

Continuing her slanderous diatribe against the Secretatry of State, Glick said:
In attacking Israel in the way she did, Clinton showed that she holds Israel to a unique standard of behavior. Whereas fellow Western democracies are within their rights when they undertake initiatives like banning Islamic headdresses from the public square, Israel is a criminal state for affording Jewish soldiers freedom of religion. Whereas the Taliban, who enslave women and girls in the most unspeakable fashion are worthy interlocutors, and the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood, which supports universal female genital mutilation is moderate, Israel is an enemy of democracy for seeking to preserve the government’s ability to adopt policies that advance the country’s interests.

However, as noted in the previous post, Clinton is perfectly consistent. In the last year alone, she criticized Turkey, Syria, the Taliban and Saudi Arabi for human rights violation against women, and in language far more strident than anything she said about Israel. Moreover, she has criticized those other countries in an official capacity; her remarks about Israel's very real discrimination against women came during an informal Q/A at the end of a closed lecture. There's no indication at all that she called Israel a "criminal state" or an "enemy of democracy" and the JPost should be deeply ashamed of itself for publishing such false assertions.

Glick's line about the Taliban being "worthy interlocutors" is especially absurd. Clinton has repeatedly called for the Taliban's destruction, and the fact that she is now prepared to talk to them about ending the war in Afghanistan is not an approbation! Anyway, Clinton regards Israel as much, much more than "worthy interlocutors" She regards Israel as a firm friend and allie, and has demonstrated her commitment to that friendship in countless ways!


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Glick's JPost OpEd is a Mess of Mischarecterizations (Part 2)

I have a few short notes of response to Caroline Glick's 12/5/11 oped in the Jerusalem Post. For the sake of the discussion, and clarity, I'll separate my points into individual posts.  Here is part 1

Regarding Secretary of State Clinton, she writes:
The same Secretary of State that has heralded negotiations with the violent, fanatical misogynists of the Taliban; who has extolled Saudi Arabia where women are given ten lashes for driving, and whose State Department trained female-hating Muslim Brotherhood operatives in the lead-up to the current elections in Egypt accused Israel of repressing women’s rights. The only state in the region where women are given full rights and legal protections became the focus of Clinton’s righteous feminist wrath.

The claims against Clinton here are as follows:

Glick's JPost OpEd is a Mess of Mischarecterizations (Part 1)

I have a few short notes of response to Caroline Glick's 12/5/11 oped in the Jerusalem Post. For the sake of the discussion, and clarity, I'll separate my points into individual posts. 

Regarding Egypt, the Muslim Brotherhood, and Obama she writes:

Given Egypt's singular importance to US strategic interests in the Arab world, the Obama administration’s response to the calamitous election results has been shocking. Rather than sound the alarm bells, US President Barack Obama has celebrated the results as a victory for “democracy.” Rather than warn Egypt that it will face severe consequences if it completes its Islamist transformation...

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Using Greek to figure out the Torah (Rebekah's death)

We've commented previously on the apparent co-holy status of Greek here and here. A third example appears in Berashis Raba, and is cited by Rashi on Genesis 35:8. Here's the verse (NIV)
Now Deborah, Rebekah's nurse, died and was buried under the oak below Bethel. So it was named Allon Bacuth.
And here's Rashi:
An Aggadaic explanation is that there he received tidings of another mourning--- he was told that his mother had died--- Allon in Greek means another.
So, Allon, in Greek, means "another" and Bacuth, in Hebrew, sounds like crying; thus Jacob named the place "another crying" in consideration of the fact there there were two moments of mourning at that place: One for Deborah, and a second [i.e. another] for Rebekah.  Rashi's source is Bereshis Rabba, where the drash is attributed to a Tanna whose name I forget, a Tanna who seemed to think it was okay to drashan from a Greek homonym.

Isn't this strange? Or, to put the question differently, what actually happened here?

Possibility #1: At some point, interpreters noticed a few things that they considered odd:
(1) Rebekah's death is not announced by the Torah;
(2) Deborah, a mere servant, received a monument;
(3) The monument established in her honor carried a strange name: another crying?
(4) In the following verse, Gen 35:9, it says God blessed Jacob, thought the blessing doesn't begin until Gen 35:11.

So, on the basis of these clues, and perhaps others, the interpreters concluded that news of Rebekha's death reached Jacob at this point in the narrative. The monument was for his mother, not his servant, and the blessing God gives him in Gen 35:9 is the blessing we give to mourners. All oddities solved. Problem One of the clues is only a clue if we allow for the possibility that Jacob spoke Greek. Otherwise, the name he gave to the place is, as Onkelos says, "The Plain of Bacuth [=crying] Or to put it another way, if Jacob did not speak Greek, what possible justification did the interpreters have to assign a Greek meaning to the place name?

Possibility #2:  Moshe heard at Sinai that Rebekha died at this point in the narrative, and he passed this information on to Joshua, who handed it on down the line until it reached the redactor of Beraishis Raba, where it was reduced to writing. Moshe was also told about the clues in the narrative discussed in Possibility #1 and these clues were also given to Joshua who gave them to the elders, and so on. Allon is Greek because Jacob knew Greek, and anyway Yaft Elokim l'Yefes -- of course, Greek is co-holy! Problem: In Beraishis Raba the clues are suggested by individual Tannaim. One Taana mentions the Greek; another mentions the blessing. If all of the clues came from Sinai, why are the Tannaim given credit for discovering them? And if the idea that Rebekah died at this point came from Sinai, why are clues even necessary? Can't the tradition stand on its own?

Tentative Conclusion: The interpreters were interpreting, that is they saw anomalies, and suggested solutions. There solutions may have been guided by Divine Providence, and based on traditional methods, methods Moshe taught at Sinai, or they may have been methods developed later. But the point is that at the moment in pre-history before these clues were first discovered, before the passage was decoded, no one knew that Rebekah died here. That is a conclusion of the interpreters, a conclusion that might be historically true, but a conclusion all the same.

Your thoughts?


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Looks like someone just accepted a biiig order of LCD TVs

Why else would anyone dump all his old CRT TVs en masse?

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

New thread on Gutman

To the people who disliked my first post about the Belgian ambassador and the fake crises manufactured by presidential candidates who can't be bothered to read or understand transcripts:

Please address this simple question: Are you claiming that Israel can tear down houses, usurp land, and murder people without provoking hatred from the people who've been affected, from their friends and family, or from other people who may identify with them? How does that make any sense at all? Even as we condemn violence in all forms, can't we recognize that not all forms of hatred are equally baseless?

(And note the following for-the-sake-of-argument stipulations:
(1) Israel never does anything wrong, and has only ever torn down a house, usurped a piece of property or killed an Arab when the circumstances absolutely required it and only in ways that were legal and justified. I don't want to discuss Israel's actions, but the response to those actions. For the sake of this discussion I'll agree that Israel is 100 percent innocent, and has never done anything wrong;
(2) Acting on hatred is always wrong, even if the hatred itself can be traced to a real grievance)


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The Smearing of Ambassador Gutman


Howard Gutman, the US Ambassador to Belgium, is under fire from Republicans (and others) for allegedly* suggesting that some kinds of Arab antisemitism are, in some ways, a result of Israeli behavior. Does this strike anyone honest as entirely and completely false? Certainly, there are some Arabs who hate Israel because they irrationally and superstitiously hate Jews. I don't doubt that for a second. But isn't it possible, even likely, that there are other Arabs who hate Israel simply because they, or their loved ones, have suffered at the hands of Israelis? We can concede this point without also conceding that Israel has ever behaved unfairly or unjustly. Even if we stipulate that every destroyed Arab house and every dead Arab civilian were casualties of fully "justified" and fully legal attacks, the owners of those houses and the relatives and friends of those dead civilians are still entitled to feel aggrieved. And because that sense of aggrievement is a product of something Israel did it isn't wrong to say that Arab antisemitism would be less pernicious if Israel and the Palestinians reached a settlement that precluded further "justified" and "legal" attacks on Arab people and property.

As Adam Serwer correctly said: the "suggestion that [one kind of] antisemitism would subside if a solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict could be reached isn't the same as saying Israelis or Jews are "responsible" for antisemitism." 

Some other thoughts:

(1) The Republican candidates for president who are yowling to Twitter and the newspapers about the ambassador's remarks don't really care if the remarks were, or were not, antisemitic. Their objections are completely opportunistic. They only wish to paint Obama's envoy as insufficiently supportive of Israel, because if this is achieved the entirely bogus Republican claim that the president himself is insufficiently supportive of Israel gains a droplet of credence. [I remind you again that most Israelis as well as the generals charged with protecting Israel have a favorable view of Obama.]

(2) Christians and Mormons are not the arbiters of what is, or is not, antisemitism, and it is presumptive and wrong for them to assume this role. Moreover, a Jew like Howard Gutman should be free to speak to Jews about other Jews without having to suffer criticism from outsiders who seek only to score political points. Romney and Gingrich are entitled to say if the ambassador's remarks negatively affected US interest, but only the Jews can decide if the remarks were offensive to Jewish sensibilities..

(3) And what of the ambassador's remarks themselves? In the first paragraph I slugged the word "allegedly" with an asterisk. Here's why. The newspapers all claim that Gutman blamed Israel for antisemitism and failed to condemn Islamic Jew-hatred. The proof quote they provide is this "A distinction should be made between traditional antisemitism, which should be condemned, and Muslim hatred for Jews, which stems from the ongoing conflict between Israel and the Palestinians."

Unfortunately, as Salon reports, this is a "woefully inaccurate account of his remarks." Gutman never said anything of the sort!  The incriminating words do not appear anywhere in the transcript of the speech!  

Here is what Gutman actually did say:
To some extent, I have unique exposure to these issues. And such exposure has left me convinced how complicated and changing this issue is. Generalizations about anti-Semitism in Europe are dangerous indeed – always at risk of oversimplifying and of lumping together diverse phenomena.

So let’s start the analysis with the clearest and easiest departure point. There is and has long been some amount of anti-Semitism, of hatred and violence against Jews, from a small sector of the population who hate others who may be different or perceived to be different, largely for the sake of hating. Those anti-Semites are people who hate not only Jews, but Muslims, gays, gypsies, and likely any who can be described as minorities or different. That hatred is of course pernicious and it must be combated. We can never take our eye off it or just dismiss it as fringe elements or the work of crazy people, because we have seen in the past how it can foment and grow. And it is that hatred that lawyers like you can work vigilantly to expose, combat and punish, maybe in conjunction with existing human rights groups.

I have not personally seen much of that hatred in Europe, though it rears its ugly head from time to time. I do not have any basis to think it is growing in any sense. But of course, we can never take our eye off of it, and you particularly as lawyers can help with that process.
So in some sense, that is the easy part of the analysis.

Let’s turn to the harder and more complex part.

What I do see as growing, as gaining much more attention in the newspapers and among politicians and communities, is a different phenomena. It is the phenomena that led Jacques Brotchi to quit his position on the university committee a couple of months ago and that led to the massive attention last week when the Jewish female student was beaten up. It is the problem within Europe of tension, hatred and sometimes even violence between some members of Muslim communities or Arab immigrant groups and Jews. It is a tension and perhaps hatred largely born of and reflecting the tension between Israel, the Palestinian Territories and neighboring Arab states in the Middle East over the continuing Israeli-Palestinian problem.

It too is a serious problem. It too must be discussed and solutions explored. No Jewish student – and no Muslim student or student of any heritage or religion – should ever feel intimidated on a University campus for their heritage or religion leading to academic leaders quitting in protest. No high school or grammar school Jewish student – and no Muslim high school or grammar school student or student of any heritage or religion – should be beaten up over their heritage or religion.

But this second problem is in my opinion different in many respects than the classic bigotry – hatred against those who are different and against minorities generally -- the type of anti-Semitism that I discussed above. It is more complex and requiring much more thought and analysis. This second form of what is labeled “growing anti-Semitism” produces strange phenomena and results.
As you can see, while Gutman does attempt to make a distinction between types of antisemitism, he does not excuse them, or say either of them are Israel's fault. He is not, as Romney claimed, "rationalizing or downplaying antisemitism." He is not blaming Jew hatred on the Jews. He is simply saying that Israel doesn't operate in a vacuum. Though violence and Jew-baiting is always wrong as a response to Israeli policy, it is not the same as classical antisemitism. The former will subside if Israel and the Arabs ever make peace; the latter will not.

* Republicans are lying about what Gutman said. See point 3

Monday, December 05, 2011

Prostituting the Patriarchs

Elder Abuse – Distorting Judaism and Shaming the Avos 
by RABBI SHAUL ROBINSON

There is a shameful form of Tzedakah (charity) growing in today’s Jewish world that should sicken us all. Individuals and organizations prey on people’s fears and troubles, and “guarantee” miracles in return for donations. I had considered calling this week’s Sermon “Prostituting the Avos (Forefathers)”, but I felt that that would be too disrespectful.

However, a charity flyer I received recently leads me to think that that is exactly what is being done. It’s a fabrication and an outrage.

I recently received a glossy 16-page magazine that was published to encourage people to donate money to a particular religious institution...[that was] nauseating. This is selling the holy avos and imahos (forefathers and foremothers), like cheap, grubby [I don’t even want to write the word] … ready to bail out any old ganav (thief) for the right price.>Read the rest

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Friday, December 02, 2011

We win!!

Yeshiva Boy Journaling

By @azigra

I don't know if there is a legitimate source for a quote I once heard attributed to the Chasam Sofer on the topic of gossip. In this quote he is alleged to have said that gossip is a positive thing since it keeps people busy and away from doing and reading things they shouldn't. True or not, this would be in reference to a certain type of conversation that most men who have been to more right wing yeshivas would undoubtedly be familiar with. No one would claim that discussing who's sleeping with whom is positive, rather it's the gossip of the Yeshiva Boy that he may have supported.

Can RW Obama haters please be less stupid?

I just can't deal with the stupidity of RWers. Here's a new ad from a bullet manufacterer alleging that Barack Obama is just like Hitler because he plans to put restrictions on guns.



Only, "Last year, the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence gave Obama an "F" on gun control policy, citing his "concessions to the 'guns anywhere' mentality of the gun lobby and lack of leadership for common-sense gun laws."

All via HuffPost

Also, please note that the photo of Idi Amin is in fact Forrest Whitaker from the last king of Scotland 

Thursday, December 01, 2011

What might Sforno think of us?

In RWOJ, its common for parents to support their married children for several years. Following the practices of the shtetel, most young men marry at a young age, before they are in any position to provide for their wives and family. Many of these men enter into marriage relying on their parents, and on God, with no plans or ambitions, other than to have sex as soon as possible, and to remain unemployed for as long as possible.  This is considered meritorious, a proof of faith, and men with no money are often married off with the full blessings of their families and their communities.

Sforno, I imagine, would be appalled. When the verse tells us that Jacob offered to work seven years for Rachel's hand, he says:

אֵין סָפֵק שֶׁלּא הָיָה הַצַּדִּיק נושֵׂא אִשָּׁה וּמַעֲמִיד בָּנִים אִם לא הָיָה בְּיָדו לְפַרְנְסָם

Translation: This righteous man would never have married a woman, and started having children unless he had a way to provide for them.

Sforno goes on to explain that Jacob, in fact, was not destitute as is commonly assumed.

What would Sfrono say about us? Would he judge anyone who marries a woman without a plan to support her as lacking in righteousness? 



HT @efink

My full and reasoned argument against the come back to Israel ads

The ads Israel is running to encourage expats to return to the mother land are anti-diaspora. The proof is as simple as this.

A good ad presents a solution to a problem. It shows you a way to scratch an itch. In these ads, the solution is Israel. That's the product the ad maker is selling. What's the itch?

In Ad #1 we see a couple raising a children who appears to find Christmas more significant that Hanukkah. Ad #2 gives us a child who is so out of touch with his father that he can't remember how his own father prefers to be addressed. (Billboard version at right) In both ads, Israel is being offered as a solution to the worry many expats share, namely the fear that they will lose their children to a foreign culture.