Thursday, November 10, 2005

New Lakewood Takonos

Someone forwarded me this:

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In reaction to the large show of support for the non-endorsed candidates in the past election, Lakewood schools will be mailing out Election Disclosure Forms to all parents within the next week.

The forms must be filled out, showing which candidates each parent voted for, and returned to the school office by Tes Zayin Cheshvan (November 18). Any parent who did not vote for the endorsed candidates must call the Vaad office to set up an appointment to get an ishur before their Disclosure Forms will be accepted.

NO CHILD WILL BE ALLOWED IN SCHOOL AFTER TES ZAYIN CHESHVAN (NOVEMBER 18) WITHOUT A DISCLOSURE FORM.

The chosheve Lakewood parents surely understand the grave
importance of this issue for us, for our children, and for future
generations, and are expected to fully cooperate with these
takanos.
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Lakewood is so silly. In New Square they don't waste time with boring takkanos or intrusive ishurs. They just have a fat guy in a fur hat who withholds your food stamps if you don't vote how he tells you to.