Tuesday, November 01, 2005

John McCain for President

Let's get the ball rolling, boys and girls.

Sure, McCain is with the GOP, but look at his pluses: He's anti-torture, anti-swift-boating, pro-competance, and sensible on social issues. He even knows how to play to the rubes, having gone on record spouting inanities about ID for the benefit of the cameras.

What's that you say? He sounds like a Democrat? Shhhhhhhhh. Don't let the heartland hear you.