HaHa!
And, so long as we're on the topic, let me ask you this: Why is the chussenkallah's bread and wine holy and special and powerful? Are they suddenly priests? Is it Mass-envy, on our part?
If not, why can't the chussenkallah inbue other things with the holy segulah power? Their food, their sweat, their touch - all of it, should be magic, too, right?
Finally, would it be really churlish of me to point out that this whole segula thing never works --or are you all adult enough to see it yourselves?