What really happened at Aish Kodosh during the first days of Pesach?
Another DovBear diarama
The players:
Aish Kodesh, a very large shteeble in Woodmere;
Amshinover, a very large, very hairy starship co-pilot who was a guest at Aish Kodesh on chag rishon*;
Still Wonderin', comic relief;
MoChassid, one of Aish Kodesh's devoted hasidim. A man who supports Aish Kodosh with time and money, and probably hopes to be buired, after 120, beneath the shul's bima.
What happened at Aish Kodosh?
Narrator (played with aplomb, aplenty, by DovBear): Where's Amshinover?
Mochassid: Perhaps he was overwhelmed by his Pesach experience at Aish Kodesh and is just saying Tehillim and learning all day? Yeah, that's probably it.
Still wonderin': Maybe MO, sensing destiny, and on orders from his Rebbe, recognized Amshi amid the crowd, lured him to a dusty back corner of Aish, and clubbed him to death with an old Shteimel, putting an end to his constant sniping about Aish Kultish once and for all. I say we check his freezer.
Mochassid: No, we grabbed him and force-fed him (kosher for pesach) kool-aid. (he did not introduce himself; his identity is still a mystery) But, now that you mention it, there were a couple of guys who looked like Chewy.
Amshinover: BTW i did introduce meself,you were too snooty to pay attention.and i hope you don't send your kids to camp morasha.BTW did you guys consider a name change to aishhhhhhhhhhh kodeshhhhhhhhh,(hint ssssshing is as loud as talking) happy issroo chag
Narrator: Nu? So did they meet? Or didn't they?
*Chag Rishon: the first two days of Passover
