Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Sith Secrets

According to my sources, the new Star Wars movie is horrible. A huge disapointment.

Some of the lowlights:

(1) No metal bikini scenes for Natalie Portman.
(2) Hebrew writing on Vadar's chest plate left unexplained
(3) Still no back-story for Moff or Tarkin (note: These might be the same person)
(4) Hayden Christopher still in the title role, still can't act