Friday, April 01, 2016

What if - God forbid - you're a woman at the seder?

The following important laws are found on page 67 of the new and exciting Eishes Chayil Haggadah

Of course, the opening set of "laws" deal with the parts of Maggid you female flibbertijibbets can safely skip. And of course, God forbid, the men should pause while you are "otherwise occupied" or (pardon the crazy here) actually assist with whatever is occupying you so it gets done more quickly.

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