If you can get through all of this you're way better with the whole attention span thing than I am. Phew. Wouldn't one song parody have done the trick?
Ok, history time. I feel like there is some precedent in our Jewish past for long invitations created in contemporary styles, but I am a little too busy to play today. Perhaps I saw one such invitation at the Valmadonna library? Fred might know. The point is that a really long, over produced invitation might not be something new under the Jewish sun, but I'd love to know for certain.
Wait. Here's another one just like it
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