Fellow Yidden!
In these troubling times, we are
beset with unscrupulous tzedaka appeals.
Protect yourself from these people!
For a gift of $100 to kupat haganavim, we will send the gedolim shlita to the
kosel hamaaravi shlita where they will sit for 24 hours a day davening that you
should be spared from these charlatans.
For $200, they will also daven that you
should be spared from any shnorrers ringing your doorbell holding illegible
haskamos in plastic and mumbling yiddish at you!
For $300 they will storm the
shaarey hashamayim with their tears for hashem to grant you a cure for the
terrible case of gullibility that has stricken you, rachmana litzlan!
Results
are guaranteed! (unless you a have a relative, like maybe a cousin who doesn't cover her
hair, in which case what did you expect already?)
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