For a fee of only $1.99 a month, I will act as your Web Chaver and maintain in strict confidence and not divulge to your wife or others the adult Web sites you visit. For an additional $1.99, I will provide you with a monthly list of recommended hot Web sites for your viewing pleasure.
Discounts avaliable to Kollel and Hanhola families as well high volume users.
In conjunction with Yeshiva Tiferes Yisroel, I will soon be offering the following additional services:
-- Supervised "Key" Parties (limited to Marine Park residents)
-- Web cam bedroom monitoring
-- Acting as your wife's mikveh 'lady'
-- Massage Therapy
Finally, be sure to look out for our upcoming publication "Rabinically Sanctioned Sexual Positions." (Available only in Hard Cover).Please contact the Rabbi directly for registration information.
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