Yippers. Time for a new game.
The Toward Tradition homepage invites us to e-mail questions "you'd like to hear answered on Rabbi Lapin's radio or TV program." Some ideas:
1: How much for a 1992 degree in Talmudic Ethics, 9 by 12, and suitable for framing?
2: Why did you communicate with Abramhoff via email? Don't you know the phone is safer?
3: I see you've written an essay entitled "Ethical Capitalism." A joke, right?