Appropos, this, we said:
Chandira: We ALL KNOW Jesus was an Aryan! Surely.
DovBear: [If] he was god's son; he must have gotten his father's looks.
Backrow: I thought it was Larry Bird.
DovBear: You thought Larry Bird was Jesus's father? The boy could walk on water, not hit three pointers with his eyes closed.
Backrow: Good point about walking on water. Let's change Bird to Gretzky.
DovBear: Yeah, but Gretzky played in Canda, a godless nation of tree hugging liberals, some of whom speak French. Plus, he favord suspicious activities like hockey, over red blooded american past-times like baseball and apple pie. I find it hard to believe that an American patriot like Jesus could be related to such a man.
We need another candidate.
