I need to find out who represents Jesus. He is the brilliant publicist I want handling DovBear's account. Today the J-man is on the cover of Time and Newsweek (though my sources say the vain SOB uses Photoshop to make himself look younger and prettier.) and Yoshkee also has that holiday with the half-dead tree coming up at the end of the month. That's the PR mother lode.
Self-Indulgent Aside: How would we celebrate the DovBear holiday? By exchanging moderately-amusing and frequently-plagarized quips?
In another blow against wide-eyed faith, both newsweeklies are tough on the legend of Jesus. Among their conclusions: Jesus was born in Nazareth, not Bethlehem; there is little evidence of three kings following a star, and the story of the virgin birth may have been borrowed.
You can stop the presses now.
And is this a sign from above that the nations are, finally, after 2000 years, seeing the light? Sorry, no. Both magazines are owned and written, largely, by Jews.
Aren’t we insidious?
1 comment:
Dovie,
Are you sure about this? Who are the majority shareholders.
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