As a service to our 6 readers, DovBear reads those tiresome, groan-inducing Top Ten Lists that pass for humor over at bangitout.com and reprints, in this space, the one, or at best , two lines that are, in fact, funny.
The Name of the List:
Top Ten Ways You Know the Trick Or Treater who just came to your door was a Religious Jew
The Name of the List, if bangitout.com would spend their money on an editor, and not jello shots.
Top 10 Signs A Trick-or Treater is Frum
The One Funny Line Out of Ten
Instead of saying "trick or treat," holds out a laminated paper that says he needs candy for his daughters wedding.