"Pop superstar Madonna has only been truly happy since she joined the Kabbalah religion eight years ago". --- Ireland Online, 10/26/04
The kabbalah religion? So she's moved on from Judaism? Excellent.
And it get's better, as the article continues, the Material Girl notes, in an unintentional show of honesty: "I went to a class and there was a man who looked like a rabbi and what he was saying was amazing."
Says Esther: "In the right light, and the right suit Peter Jackson looks like a Rabbi."