Monday, November 01, 2004

POP-KABBALAH CULT STILL MENACE TO REAL JEWS

How can a religious website with a sales offer on the main page possibly be legit?

Word on the street is that the Kabbalah Cafe in the Centre's (pompouse spelling is theirs) L.A. headquarters has a sign that reassures patrons that all coffee and tea sold there is made with special Kabbalah water.

Over at rival cult headquarters, the signs on the walls of the Scientology Celebrity Centre Cafe promise that if members stop buying their coffee from L. Ron someone in their family is going to have an "accident."

2 comments:

John W Leys said...

I wonder about the legitimacy of any organization--religious or otherwise--that charges people $26 for a piece of string!

DovBear said...

Even holy string? Yeah, I know. Way to piggy-back on my point.