Today Rabbi Pruzansky tries to explain why Jews support Democrats. His latest long winded post gives seven reasons, each of which I shall address in turn.
Stay tuned.
Part 1: Jews vote for Democrats because they care too much about poor people
Part 2: Jews vote for Democrats because FDR put a spell on them.
Part 3: Jews vote for Democrats because... because... Hmm... It seems Pruz can't be bothered work out an argument this time.
Part 4: Jews vote for Democrats because they are amoral abortionists who don't hate gays like real Jews should.
Part 5: Jews vote for Democrats because its more convenient than spitting directly on the Torah.
Part 6: Sorry for wasting your time! Jews who vote for Democrats aren't really Jews!
Part 7: Jews vote for Democrats because they fail to see the appeal of Christian tradition.
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Stay tuned.
Part 1: Jews vote for Democrats because they care too much about poor people
Part 2: Jews vote for Democrats because FDR put a spell on them.
Part 3: Jews vote for Democrats because... because... Hmm... It seems Pruz can't be bothered work out an argument this time.
Part 4: Jews vote for Democrats because they are amoral abortionists who don't hate gays like real Jews should.
Part 5: Jews vote for Democrats because its more convenient than spitting directly on the Torah.
Part 6: Sorry for wasting your time! Jews who vote for Democrats aren't really Jews!
Part 7: Jews vote for Democrats because they fail to see the appeal of Christian tradition.
Search for more information about at4torah.com
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