Things I wasted too much time with today include trying to determine which was the best birthday year from some freak in a bear suit and his hunter buddy.
For now year 0 is the clear winner. 1989 and 1492 also didn't suck. 2007 was ok, too. (Tip-Ex you got your money's worth)
Gosh darn you@iratick
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