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Gutless


Rand Paul, Kentucky's Republican Nominee for Senator, met with some Christian Home Schoolers the other day, and punted a tough question:

QUESTION: ...and also, how old is the world?

PAUL: I forgot to say I was only taking easy questions... I’m gonna have to pass on the age of the earth. I think I’m just gonna have to pass on that one.

Pass? What for? Were you afraid of what the Home Schoolers would do if you confessed to a belief in science, or did you know the rest of us would laugh and point if professed faith in the young earth?  In either case, what a poor showing for a Republican who wishes to be Senator. No principles, no courage.

Aside: I'm starting to think that I wouldn't ever vote for someone who thinks the universe is just 6000 years old. To hold such a belief is not an confession of faith, but of obstinacy. There's simply too much evidence for the old universe. If you're capable of ignoring it all, and clinging to your cherished dogma despite every possible proof to the contrary I don't think you're the sort of person who should have a high office. Too often top ranking politicians are asked to learn something new, to accept fresh information, to rethink and reexamine cherished, childhood notions. If Randy Paul can't do that, as a belief in the young universe may indicate, he might not be smart enough to serve as Senator.


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Stuff Jewish kids do in what looks like a dorm room





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Kagen's Kiddush Hashem


Is it a kiddush hashem to publicly express your love for Israel? Maybe.

During her confirmation hearings this afternoon, Solicitor General Elena Kagan responded to a question from Senator Grassley (R-IA) about Israeli Justice Aharon Barak.

Kagan responded to the question by highlighting her Jewish heritage and her support for Israel saying, "And that's why I admire Justice Barak. Not for his particular judicial philosophy, not for any of his particular decisions. As you know, I don't think it's a secret I am Jewish. The state of Israel has meant a lot to me and my family."

Ironically, this won't do a thing to blunt the criticism of right wing Orthodox Jews in America. To them, almost  nothing screams "counterfeit Jew" louder than a surpassing love for Israel.  All she did today was confirm Right wing Orthodox Jewish suspicions that she is the wrong kind of Jew.


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Hamodia hearts low lifes


This week, Hamodia came out in full-throated support of a tax cheat and a community of religious supremacists. Here's the screaming headline



I see two problems, one of vocabulary and one of values.

The vocabulary problem: A  "miscarriage of justice" is a wrongful conviction. It is not a miscarriage of justice when a tax cheat gets a sentence that many people (including me, btw)  think was too severe, nor is it a miscarriage of justice when a community of religious supremacists defy a court, and are sent to jail. 

The values problem: Try this thought experiment. Suppose a famously philanthropic, Lebovitcher Chosid named Shloimy Bubishkan was convicted of conning a yeshiva out of a few million dollars, and the Judge sentenced him to life in jail. Such a sentence would also be a departure from sentencing guidelines, but I doubt anyone would complain very much. Why not? What's the difference? Fictional Bubishkan would be tossed overboard by the Jewish community. I think we can agree on that. So why is Rubashkin supported?

The case in Emanuel is even worse. Suppose a community of white Christians arranged things at the public library so that the Jewish patrons had their own area, walled off from the white Christian section. Suppose the while Christians piously explained that they hadn't made these arrangements because they hate Jews - God forbid! - but because there are aspects of white Christian culture, practice and observance, that they wish to encourage.Would anyone tolerate such an explanation for even half a second? So why do otherwise reasonable people nod  their heads, and say "I sort of see their point" when Ashkenazim do it to Sephardim?

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Stuff you spring on people this shabbos about Balaam


Here are a few things you can say tonight around the shabbos table to regale your guests and impress your wife, or live in boyfriend as the case may be.

Brooklyn's Hebrew charter school gets its five minutes




Props to alert reader [name on request] for sending in the article from yesterdays evil, Jew-hating New York Times, about Hebrew Language Academy, a charter school in Brooklyn where students learn Hebrew and Israeli culture. Ready for a surprise, though? HLA is "one of the most racially mixed charter schools in the city. About a third of the 150 students are black, and several are Hispanic."

And of course those clever pin heads at the Times just could not resist having a little fun with our presumed expectations. Here are the opening paragraphs:

Every so often, Aalim Moody, 5, and his twin sister, Aalima, break into a kind of secret code, chatting in a language their father does not understand.

Ask Aalim his favorite song and he will happily belt out:

“Eretz Yisrael sheli yaffa v’gam porachat!” — My land of Israel is beautiful and blossoming! — and then he continues in Hebrew:

Who built it and who cultivated it?

All of us together!

I built a house in the land of Israel.

So now I have a land and I have a house in the land of Israel!

Aalim and Aalima are not Jewish. They worship at a mosque affiliated with the Nation of Islam. But at the Hebrew Language Academy, they fit right in.

Haha, you can almost hear the writer laugh to himself. Fooled you!

Lame journalistic attempts at irony aside, I think its great that kids with kippot are going to school with Black Muslims. Both will grow up with a better understanding and a fuller tolerance of each other, which is all to the good.




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John Oliver tells the truth about the decline and fall of the United States


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Also: Do conservatives enjoy soccer the way liberals seem to?

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Inarguable truthes about General McCrystal-gate


Had a four-start general criticized the president of the United States in some hippie rock-and-roll magazine when George W.Bush was president, you can be sure the brainiancs on Fox News would have sided with the president, and against the general. We'd have been reminded about honor and dignity. The words pride and service would have been repeated endlessly. We'd have been told that generals serve at the pleasure of the president which, come to think of it, is preecisely how the right-wing commentating community defended Bush's decision to cashier all those justice department employees. In short, the general, the militray, and Rolling Stone would have all been cheerfully tossed under the Geroge W.Bush-can-do-no-wrong bus.

With Obama, of course, its different. Obama is "thin skinned" (Ann Coullter) and trying to avoid looking like a "wimp" (O'Reilly) McCrystal, on the other hand,  is an "amazing American" (USA Today) who "didn't get the rules of engagement" or "boots on the ground" he wanted in Afghanistan. (Rush Limbaugh) and was fired (Limbaugh again)  to promote the leadership qualities "of our man-child president."

Aside: Remember how in To Kill a Mockingbird the lawyer kept calling Tom Robinson "boy", and how it made Dill sick to his stomach and sent him fleeing to the town square where we met Dolphus something-or-other the miscegenating,  fake alcoholic? "Man-child" isn't much better is it?


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Eurovision


Anthony Lane has a knowing psudeo-celebarton of the Eurovision song contest in the current New Yorker, which is not available in full on line. See the excerpt here.

Reading it, I was amused at Lane's gentle mockery of this event, disturbed by his extreme Euro-pop b'kius, and concerned he might not mention Israel's own moments of glory at the competition. Four or five pages in, he finally got to "A-Ba-Ni-Bi".   Phew. Nothing about "Hallelujah" though, and only the briefest of mentions of Dana International about whom the less said the better.

Something else:  Israel's 2010 entry, Haral, did ok, I guess. Or so this press release would like us to believe.


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Amerks advance




Basically, this is the biggest goal you will ever see before noon on a weekday on the East Coast. The play-by-play posting from the Timesman watching T.V in Manhattan was also quite good. The game itself was a nailbiter, with lots of missed chances for the U.S. Or so I gather.

Don't you all feel a little bit like a Jew at Christmastime? The whole entire world is reveling in this ginormous festival of comradere and celebration, and we Americans, chosen by God and all, are watching from the outside. I don't feel bad about missing Christmas - its a ripoff of an old pagan party, re-purposed in honor of idolatry, but I do wish we had a World Cup culture here in the states. It looks like fun.


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Double Standards


JewishInsurgent:
Funny how OJs tend to accuse President Obama of bigotry for sitting in the pews of Reverend Wright's church for years, but somehow, it's acceptable to be a member of a Shul that has agreed to be part of an organization that believes women are unfit to be in any position of communal leadership and is willing to make this their defining issue. So Wright's bigotry is bad, while NCYI's bigotry is perfectly acceptable?

Sure. Any OJ has sat in shul and listened to a presiding Rabbi make ignorant and bigoted slurs against gentiles, women, or America. They don't say "God damn America" of course, but I've heard invective that comes close.

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Harsher Sentences Are Not The Answer


A Guest Post By E. Fink

This is what the shoe feels like when it's on the other foot.

For decades, right-wing / republican / conservative / Judeo-Christian Valuists have talked a big game when it comes to fighting crime. Running on "Law and Order" platforms and promising harsh sentences for criminals was a sure way to gain support.

On the other hand, bleeding heart liberals have been trying to model the justice system after the softer Euro sentencing structures.

Traditionally, middle class white people support Law and Order style justice. Harsh sentences make them feel safer and they are less likely to know someone who will be incarcerated, thus they are removed from the effects of the harsh sentencing of criminals.

Lower class folks usually support softer punishments. They are the ones who are more likely to have friends and relatives in the justice system. For many of them, the softer the punishment, the sooner they get their daddy back.

It was real easy for us middle class white (Jewish) people to support strict sentencing guidelines when it didn't really affect us. But after witnessing one of our own fall prey to the system we helped create I am sure we all feel differently. (Of course I am aware that there are some middle class white Jews who vote democrat and support liberal causes, I am talking to everyone else.)

27 years is a long time. Rubashkin is a crook but his sentence is very harsh. We now feel what lower class communities have felt for so long. Some of us now think the system is out to get us. They have felt that way all along. Some of us now are horrified by the sentencing guidelines and the leeway given to particularly strict judges. They have been saying this is a problem all along.

Perhaps it is time for our community to more fully support softer punishments for all criminals. In some states (like mine - California) we are spending millions and millions of dollars locking up "3 Strikes" criminals for LIFE (including non-violent, minor felonies). That is even harsher than Rubashkin's sentence. If we are outraged over his sentence let that outrage spill over into more socially conscious, activist role and help modify our current justice system.

But please, for intellectual honesty's sake, be consistent. If you think Rubashkin got a raw deal, do some research and learn about how other people who made mistakes in their teens will spend their entire lives in jail because of America's love of retribution. Help everyone who got shafted by the system and let's try and prevent this from happening again, to anyone.


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Oh How I Yearn For The Anti-Semites of Yore


A Guest Post By E. Fink

There is a healthy nostalgia built into Judaism. "Chadesh yameni k'kedem" we say. Of course, like any good thing, too much nostalgia is a bad thing. After reading the famous case of Brandenburg v. Ohio I find myself pining for the anti-Jewish sentiment as expressed in 60's as opposed to today.

Brandenburg was a Ku Klux Klan leader in Ohio. At a KKK rally, men dressed in robes and hoods burned a cross and made public declarations of hate. Among their offensive epithets:
"Bury the n****", "Freedom for the whites", "Let's get them back to the dark garden",
(see FN1 in the Court opinion for the complete list) all clearly anti-black statements that are highly offensive.

Of course, no good KKK rally is complete without some anti-Jewish fun as well. These KKK Jew haters proclaimed:
"Send the Jews back to Israel"
Today's anti-Jewish proclamations are more likely to echo Helen Thomas and say "Get the Jews out of Israel".

Oh how I yearn for the anti-semites of yore. They were so much nicer to us...


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27 years for Rubashkin


As the anti-Semitic evil New York Times puts it:

The sentence, two years more than prosecutors had requested, was unusually high in the recent history of financial crimes — longer than the term for Jeffrey K. Skilling, the former chief executive of Enron, and L. Dennis Kozlowski, the former chief executive of Tyco.

Lawyers for Mr. Rubashkin said they would appeal the decision, challenging the interpretation of federal sentencing guidelines by Judge Linda R. Reade. The appeal would expand the controversy surrounding the case, which has already included six former United States attorneys general writing to the judge to assail the prosecutors’ logic in seeking a term that could amount to a life sentence.

The sentence is also likely to deepen the belief among some Orthodox Jewish leaders, who have sustained an international campaign on Mr. Rubashkin’s behalf, that he was unfairly tried.

Not that I'm an OJ leader like Pesach Lerner, who is quoted by the Times wailing and gnashing his teeth, but I don't think Ruby was unfairly tried; still I concur: nothing about the sentencing adds up. It smells wrong.


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Miriam's well


One of the endearing legends of the Old Testement (1) is Miriam's Well. This miraculous source of water is believed to have first appeared at Refidim, to have followed the Israelites during their forty years in the desert, and to have run dry immediately after Miriam's death. Here are the verses that support (or, as the modern interpreters would say, created) this legend:

Shabbos music


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Questions About Immanuel


A Guest Post By E. Fink

This picture is on the top of Vosizneias. I assume it depicts a child from the Immanuel School whose parents were taken to jail for defying a court order. The child is obviously crying.

My heart goes out to her.

I don't have a full understanding of the entire Immanuel saga. I do have a lot of questions. This post is merely to open the forum of discussion about this incident.

Off the top of my (nearly exploding) head:
  • Did the court overreach in its decision?
  • Is racism the cause for not allowing Sephardi girls into the primarily Charedi school?
  • Is religious indignation the cause for not allowing Sephardi girls into the primarily Charedi school?
  • Are those the same thing?
  • Why don't the Charedim pull out of the public school and make a private school that suits their needs?
  • Would the court have a problem with that too?
  • Is there a more civilized way to deal with this problem? (Not protesting, not taking parents away from their children...)
And most of all:
  • When the parents go to jail for 2 weeks, who watches their precious children for whom they are making this stand?
  • Is it conceivable that having both parents in jail is better for the children?
More pictures: (all photos courtesy of VIN or whoever they snatched them from)



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A message from God


A guest post by CA

"Lightning strike destroys Touchdown Jesus statue"

Familiar Ohio landmark reduced to blackened steel skeleton after being struck by lightning'"

"A six-storey statue of Jesus Christ in a midwestern US city was struck by lightning and burned to the ground, leaving only a blackened steel skeleton and pieces of foam that were scooped up by curious onlookers yesterday."

Now, of course, we rationalists are offended by the thought that God was trying to make some sort of statement about the existence of such a statue, although Orthodox Jews do believe in hashgacha pratis. But it is possible that the only message God was trying to send was to not make 6-story statues out of flammable materials, especially if they are erected in places subject to sever thunderstorms. What do you think? What does the DovBear community think?

DB: It seems perfectly clear to me that God hates Jesus and he used the lightning strike to make this perfectly clear. Why He waited all this time to destroy the statue, and why He allows other such statues to survive are what we of the faithful joyfully term "one of the mysteries" /snark


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Killing Obama whether he is coming or going


Fox's Gretchen Carlson on Monday: Why doesn't Obama ask God to help with the oil spill?

Obama on Tuesday: Tonight we pray for that courage, we pray for the people of the Gulf, and we pray that a hand may guide us through the storm to a brighter day.

Fox's Gretchen Carlson on Wednesday: He prayed? To God? Wow. Talk about disingenuous.

Barak Obama is now George Bush


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Jon Stewart gives Barak Obama the stern telling off he richly deserves.

Are the Haredim Really the Ones Benefitting From Inequality?


A Guest Post by Rafi G

They make it sound like the haredim have the highest level of quality of living and economic wealth in the country, and it is all through taking advantage of government funding.

The Supreme Court has ruled that the way the supplementary "Havtachat Hachnasa" is structured in the budget is discriminatory and illegal and must be canceled (beginning with the 2011 budget). Since then people, articles, opinion pieces, editorials, are talking non-stop about how important this is. As if this measly little part of the budget is so important and everything in the country that has been going wrong has been because of that, and now everything will be ok.

I get that equality is important, but some proportion is in order.. The welfare payment was a measly welfare payment. nobody was getting rich off it and almost nobody clamors for welfare payments unless they are absolutely desperate. This is not the big savior of Israeli society nor of creating equality. It is a measly welfare payment. it might have been necessary, under the banner of equality, to cancel or restructure, but let's not make it out to more than what it actually is.

Beyond that, now that the rabidly anti-haredi are so happy that this Havtachat Hachnasa has been canceled and our society is now nearly perfect, we can move on to resolving the final remnants of inequality in society. Sure enough, the haredim are squeezing the rest of the country again with disproportionate budgets that they take advantage of and don't allow anyone else to benefit from. And we have to resolve that inequality immediately.

Now being suggested is that the Haredim benefit by learning in kollel because they do not have to pay for their higher education - they even get paid a stipend for it - while college students have to pay for their higher education!

The shame! Kollel students are not paying the tuitions of college students. What inequality! How unfair. We must either force the kollels to start charging people to learn, and then we'll see how many of those haredim would really be so inclined, or we should cancel the tuition charged in university and have the government provide all the funding.

Yes, that will finalize the equality in Israeli society - start charging tuition to kollel men, or cancel university tuition. Everybody, no matter what they are doing and no matter how different they are, should either have to pay for it, the same amount I assume, or nobody should have to pay for it.

In the meantime, the State refuses to recognize kollel and yeshiva study as higher education and recognize it in the form of granting a degree, akin to a BSc of Judaic Studies or something similar, while someon ein college who studies ancient Chinese languages, or any other topic that has little or no practical use, is just as unqualified for any practical job yet he holds a recognized degree.

So you refuse to recognize his studies at a university level, but you want to compare him to university students and start charging similar tuition?

The kollels are largely not funded by the government. Stipends are provided and some of the general funding is provided by the government, but the bulk of the kollel budget is made up by the Rosh Kolel, or someone else, traveling the world a few ties a year and raising money to run his kollel. The university is funded far more by the government than a kollel is. Also, look at the universities and see their campuses and buildings. Then look at the mostly run down batei medrash in caravans in which kollels learn and still tell me with a straight face that it is comparable to the university, and it is the haredim who benefit form the inequality.

Read the annual comptroller reports, whether national or local cities, and you will see how the inequality is almost always against the haredim. Their education system is funded using numbers far lower per student than the general educational system. The money given for religious services (there is no separation of shul and state in Israel, and until there will be this will remain an issue) is a pittance compared to the money given to the arts and cultural activities.

And it is the Haredim who are benefiting form all this inequality?

I would recommend that the haredi politicians get together some people who are good with numbers, along with some good lawyers, and file a suit in the Supreme Court to demand equality. Let the cat out of the bag. Take it to the public and show that it is almost always the haredim that suffer from the losing side of unequal funding, and if the courts and public insist on equality, it works both ways.

Let's keep it in proportion. People have been making this court decision out to be the salvation of equality in Israeli society. At the end of the day, all it is is a measly little welfare payment.


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Is It Okay To Minimize the Miraculousness of Biblical Miracles?


A Guest Post By E. Fink

Of course it is okay to minimize the miraculousness of Biblical miracles.

In fact, I don't understand why some people (ahem, ahem) are so bothered by minimizing Biblical miracles. Why was there resistance to the idea that the manna might have been a natural substance that was miraculously present on a consistent basis? (I wrote about that last week: Thoughts on Manna and on my blog.)

The Chinuch is as clear as can be about this concept. The Chinuch says that the reason that God made the wind blow the night before the splitting of the sea was so that the miracle would not be totally obvious. Similarly, there is an obligation to light the fire on the mizbeyach even though the fire miraculously came down from heaven. God does miracles with tznius and making the miracle SEEM natural is a more tzanua way of performing miracles.

I am certain there are plenty more sources to this effect. It just happens that I was looking at the Netziv in this week's parsha and he is guilty of the same alleged crime as I am.

The Netziv in parshas Chukas tries to explain the miracle of water that came from the rock in a natural way. The Netziv says that there are rocks that spout water, the miracle of this rock was that it had so much water.

Why is the Netziv trying to minimize Biblical miracles? I can't say for sure. But whatever the reason, it is definitely okay. So please take up another issue to fight about. On this one, you are wrong.

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Why Does Judaism Suck?


jewish_teensA Guest Post by Reb Akiva of Mystical Paths

(Illustrative photo – not of the people involved in this article)

A percentage of our youth are disaffected. Orthodox Jewish youth. A subset of the generation that is drawn to the excitement of the world or turned off by a dry education system or parental and communal restrictions. Or so I say. But as my own teens remind me regularly, what do I know?

So I’ve asked and challenged them, tell me “Why does Judaism suck?” Yes, a provocative question designed to get their interest and get a deep answer from them.

They’ve taken up my challenge. A worldwide group of disaffected Jewish teenagers, girls and boys from orthodox homes, have responded. Here it is, here’s why, in their own words, the Judaism of today doesn’t work for them. From Ramat Beit Shemesh Israel, Passaic New Jersey, Jerusalem Israel, Crown Heights New York, here’s why Judaism sucks….

(These are their own words. Very minor edits for grammar and spelling to keep the reading easy.)

A: It’s not that Judaism sucks, it’s that people these days really corrupted it and teach it totally the wrong way. So I think that that’s one of the main problems. It’s the people, not the religion. The school systems need to be changed, and the way that it’s taught.

B: Maybe like the adults and teachers are hypocrites. They don’t keep what they teach. They teach to fear God which isn’t good. They should teach that we should love God and not fear him. They also focus too much on like external stuff these days, like how high your socks are and are not teaching the more important stuff like morals
and how to act and behave. They should focus more on being a good person then how high your socks are. For example adults and teachers say you shouldn’t speak lashan hara, then go and talk to all the parents and teachers about you! People should just be real and true.

C: They say when you are young (a child) everything can influence you and they are right. Their influence is what screws with you, confuses you, makes everything complicated.

D: Judaism doesn't provide enough answers. How do you expect a young child to go about his life with no answers just curiosity?

E: I think it sucks because it’s a shallow minded religion. Things that it says don’t work for our generation. Kids don’t want to hear how they can’t do anything enjoyable.

F: I think Judaism itself is fine. The basis of the true religion is
great. But rabbis and sages have made up all these extra rules to add here to the original rules which, because they are man made, might be spoiling the purity of the religion.

G: I don't think the religion sucks, I think that it's not being taught properly. There are people out there distorting it and taking things a little bit too far. I don't think that the extra rules the rabbi's added on a while ago spoils the purity, I think its more all the extra rules being added on NOW. And while “E” is right about kids not wanting to hear about it now, but often it’s because they don't get what it's really about and don’t understand why they can't do the things they want to do.

H: Know ANYBODY who teaches it well? Can’t say I know any one or any rabbi who does.

I: In short I find even when you do all the right things it still seems to be a dark world, and basically that’s why I think it’s all (feces).

J: Judaism is awesome, it’s just the people who represent it nowadays are stuck in a steel box and are doing it all wrong. But Judaism in and of itself is beautiful. If it was taught in the right way people would be a lot more into it.

K: Judaism is beautiful...one creator, angles, spirits, mysticism, heaven,.... But it’s based on ancient culture.

L: What the rabbi's added in the times of the Gemara isn't bad at all, it's just as pure as the rest of the Torah. But people are adding on their own stuff and taking it too far now, which is wrong.




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More Daly


Mark Daly has answered more of the questions sent to him last week on behalf of the readership. His replies will appear on Monday after noon.


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Shabbos music after the jump

Drop some coins in the pushka if you're so inclined and remember that there's no religious imperative to eat and drink too much just because its shabbos.

How the modern interpreters explain Korach's absence


Korach's big rebellion gets three biblical mentions. First, of course, it is in Numbers, where are the details are given, but there are two other mentions.

In Dueteronomy 11
It was not your children who saw what he did for you in the desert until you arrived at this place, and what he did to Dathan and Abiram, sons of Eliab the Reubenite, when the earth opened its mouth right in the middle of all Israel and swallowed them up with their households, their tents and every living thing that belonged to them.

and in Psalm 106

In the camp they grew envious of Moses and of Aaron, who was consecrated to the LORD.

The earth opened up and swallowed Dathan; it buried the company of Abiram.

Fire blazed among their followers; a flame consumed the wicked.

Notice, who's missing? Korach, of course!

Modern interpreters say this is evidence that Korach's rebellion was a later invention grafted on to the account of an older rebellion, one that involved the Rubenites alone. Other textual evidence for this grafting, or combining of sources, can be found here.

Some modern interpreters believe that the Rubenite story dates to early day when the tribes of Judah and Ephraim first started to gain power. Their ascendancy came at the expense of Rueben, the original top dogs among the tribes, who may very well have protested the new political reality with words like "כִּֽי־תִשְׂתָּרֵ֥ר עָלֵ֖ינוּ גַּם־הִשְׂתָּרֵֽר׃" (Are you going to lord over us?)

The tribe of Reuven's loss of prominence, the modern interpreters add, is also reflected in the stories of Reuben losing his firstborn status, stories written after the fact to explain why a once-mighty tribe had fallen. Indeed in the texts believed by the modern interpreters to be composed after Reuben decline, this tribe is not mentioned at all, or mentioned in a way that suggests its insignificance, for example, the Blessings of Moses.

As for Korach, the modern interpreters generally say his story was a salvo in the "Who is a priest" war. On the evidence of various texts and stories, the modern interpreters say that at some point in Jewish history any Levite could serve as a priest. Support for this contention is found all over Deuteronomy, where the phrase, "the priest, who are Levites" is used. Only at some later date, did the privilege become restricted to descendants of Aharon. See for example Leviticus, where the emphasis is "the priests, the sons of Aharon" The author of the Korach story, the modern interpreters deduce, supported the Aaronids, and wrote the story as a polemic against those who held the other view. Anyone who like Korach believes all Levites are holy enough to serve as priests can expect to be sallowed up by the earth.

Is there's an ancient interpretation for Korach's absence from the other materials I don't know it, and would be quite glad to have it.


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Steven Colbert on the Flotilla, with Micheal Oren, and more


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Thoughts on Manna


A Guest Post By E. Fink

Adapted from this post on my blog.

As the Israelites sojourned in the desert for 40 years, the Torah tells us that they ate Manna. It was a food that they were not familiar with as they reacted to the manna by saying "man hu?" what is it?

Reading the text of the narrative in the Torah tells us some very interesting details. Here are some snippets:

Can you be moral without God?




Al Sharpton gives the Rabbinic Judaism argument about God being necessary for morality, and Chris Hitchens slams him headfirst into the pavement.


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George Galloway Destroys His Enemies


I've been listening to George Galloway rip racists and anti-Semites into little, tiny shreds. Its quite entertaining. Some examples (all titles are SIC via YouTube):

* George Galloway is a former MP who is best known as a supporter of the Palestinians, friend of Arafat, war profiteer, and opponent of Zionism. This is only a part of what makes listening to him defend Jews and attack bigots so entertaining.

In the interest of fair play, here's an Israeli woman destroying Galloway and here also is Chris Hitchens taking his lunch and then tearing him a new one. And of course, we have this collection of George's lowest moments. supplied by Muekubal. I don't think Galloway is a good guy. This is why I thought it was so amusing to hear him defending Jews and attacking anti-Semites.


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This is more than one year old but I've just seen it. Perhaps you missed it, too


Gerald Kauffman, a British MP who grew up an Orthodox Jew, speaks out in the House of Commons against the present Israeli government.



I post this for informational purposes only and no endorsement of these views should be inferred from their presence on my blog.


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Some German talking head defends Israel




Having grown up on Yom Hashoa films, I admit its unsettling to hear that accent saying nice things about Jews...


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The Very First Question Helen Thomas Ever Asked Barak Obama




Along with discussing the first question Helen ever asked the president, this interview from March 2010 gives her the opportunity to demonstrate the precise same views that got her into trouble last week.



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Rubashkin acquittal



In case you missed the news, Sholom Rubashkin has been acquitted of 67 counts of child labor law violations. I'm not really fluent in the laws, or the details of the case, but my understanding is that although his plant did employ child laborers, Rubashkin wasn't legally responsible for it. If that's the law, and he didn't break it, kol hakovod, and I'm glad he was acquitted.

Now, things get interesting. Lots of people are deeply invested in the idea that the Iowa courts are made up of inveterate anti Semites. One blogger even called Rubaskin's fraud trial, the Dreyfuss Affair of our time, or something like that. 
So how do we explain this acquittal?

(1) The fraud trial was prosecuted by Jew haters. The people running the labor trial are philo Semites. I mean duh.
(2) All of them are anti Semites.  Through the power of our prayers and acts of charity we were able to defeat them. Baruch Hashem!
(3) This is an orchestrated anti Semitic plot to throw us off the scent. By acquitting Rubashkin in the child labor trial, they've blunted out claims of antisemitism. Now they can do as they please to poor Sholom in the other case. 

Anything else?


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Disneyland Is Just Like Amuka


A Guest Post By E. Fink

There is a synagogue above the remains of Yonasan Ben Uziel in Amuka. Legend has it that the site is a place with a special spiritual power to help one find their match. (For example: Readers’ Matzav: Segulos for Shidduchim)

Adding to the legend are stories of people who prayed at Amuka for their bashert and some time later found out that the person they married also prayed at Amuka. Some of the stories even go so far as to say that their mate was at Amuka at the very same moment praying for their match as well! I've even heard stories of people seeing their match in the background of a picture they took at Amuka.

(I'm pretty sure that this Segula is considered a bubba mysa and superstition by almost everyone. The earliest source for this belief is 1974. Its popularity is probably because a few people actually did find their soul mates after praying at Amuka and told their stories to others hoping for a lift in their searches as well.)

Well, I fully expect people to begin traveling to Disneyland to try and evoke the spiritual power of Disney. The couple in the video were in the same picture taken at Disneyland when they were kids! Coincidence? Hmmm....





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Helen Thomas: Follow up questions


Helen Thomas (see below) said a reprehensible, unacceptable, antisemitic thing, and she was justifiably criticized. Her apology was lame, and her retirement was overdue (this woman was saying scary things about Israel during Bush's term, too)

Now, that she and her career are finished, its time for follow up questions:


(1)  Had Helen said,  "White Australians should go back to England", would the world be up in arms? Why or why not? If there's a difference, is it only because Jews were in Israel during Bible times, and their presence was recorded in the Torah?

(2) Helen's call for the Jews to get out of Palestine (ie all of Israel) was terrible for all the obvious reasons. Is it equally terrible for any of the same reasons when people say the Palestinians should get out of Israel?




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Non-Religious Ladies, Beware!


A Guest Post By E. Fink

HT: My Wife

I can't figure out if this is offensive, hilarious, not-news-worthy or somewhat remarkable.

If you go to Gap.com and head to the women's store and click on skirts you will find a huge selection of skirts that no Orthodox Jewish Woman (and certainly no man) would wear. However, there is a nice long black skirt available that is sure to be a staple of the frum ladies this summer.

I am not sure when, but a little while ago, Gap realized that reviews would be a boon to potential customers. So now most products feature reviews by fellow buyers to help you make your decisions while shopping online.

The top (first) review for this skirt says:
Non-Religious Ladies, Beware!
Length: This skirt is really, really long on my 5'4 frame. I need to wear it with at least a one inch heal, otherwise it grazes the floor. This effect might be beautiful for a beach party, but it's a nightmare on the NYC subway system! Look: because it is so dark, so long and so full, you might be mistaken for someone who is religious if you wear it with a conservative top, so break out the slinky camis to wear with this. Unless, of course, you ARE religious! Then this skirt is perfect for you! The non-clingy fit and full skirt is very modest. Feel: because this skirt is so full, you can do a full kick outward with it, and walking is very easy. It makes me feel pretty, but is a bit heavy. I don't plan on wearing it in the very hot summer.
You might be mistaken for someone who is religious! Oh the horror! Better break out the slinky cami, you wouldn't want anyone to think you were religious!

At the least, the review is humorous. Is it something more? Probably not. But is was too good not to share...

Of note: the review was written by a woman living in Brooklyn. She is not Jewish and has her own blog.

Link: The item at Gap.com (this link might expire - I have no idea how long they leave these up).

Screengrab: Click Here.


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Watch Fox Blame Obama


Media Matters:

Kilmeade suggests Obama could have prevented the incident by "calling 1-800-Turkey." On the June 2 broadcast of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-host Brian Kilmeade said "the question, of course, is could the administration have headed off this confrontation by calling up 1-800-Turkey, you're my ally, do me a favor don't send your flotilla over here, it'll be nothing but trouble because the Israelis are not letting -- not going to let you in, there's a confrontation that's going to happen." At the end of the segment, co-host Steve Doocy read from Michael Goodwin's New York Post column.

Beck uses Bill Ayers and Code Pink's Jodie Evans to suggest that the Obama administration is connected to the Gaza flotilla incident. From the June 1 edition of the Glenn Beck Program:

BECK: The alert now is that Jodie Evans from Code Pink was over in Egypt to deliver humanitarian aid to Hamas-run Gaza, to mark the one-year anniversary of Israel's response, blah, blah, blah. Also, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, both former terrorists with Weather Underground, also joined her in Cairo. They are connected to the Free Gaza Movement, which is the movement that the ship is involved with.

We're at the point where Fox treats Obama like the UN treats Israel. Whatever happens, blame Obama. No proof necessary. I wonder why the hasbarah bloggers aren't objecting to the notion that Obama controls Netanyahu. It offends me, to hear people describe Israel as a weak vassal state. Has there been a RW objection to this Fox trope?


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Micheal Savage: Obama runs the IDF


In this clip, Micheal Savage declares that the flotilla raid was a terrible misatake, but whose mistake was it? Why Barak Obama's of course. Money quote:

In fact, I don't doubt that it was someone in the Obama administration advising or controlling the Israeli military like puppets."

Classic -- and deeply offensive to those of us who believe in a strong, independant Israel.







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They can be taught! Chaim Berlin does teshuvah!


I see that Chaim Berlin is still using the same old photo of their bes medrah. However, in this latest usage, the blue shirt is back, and so is the empty table!


What gives? Did Chaim Berlin overhear our conversations here or did they realize on their own that honesty is always the best policy?


This is how the photo looked when  CB used it in 2008. Note the blue shirt.


[My post here]







In 2009, the photo was manipulated to hide an empty seat and to transform the blue shirt into a white one.

[My post here]





If its on your blog already, send me links and I'll connect you here as per my usual practice.

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Guess who is in charge of the NYT's Jerusalem bureau...


Ethan Bronner is Jerusalem bureau chief for the Times. His recent reporting has included several articles on the flotilla [Bylines here] Now here's the rub: His son in in the IDF.

Now, I don't think anyone believes Bonner has done anything wrong, but imagine the outcry had the Times assigned its Israel reporting to someone with a child in Free Gaza. Imagine if that reporter had written three articles about the flotilla. The screaming would have been fit to wake the dead, no? Shouldn't those who say they want an unbiased media be opposed to Bonner's posting? I'm not unhappy that he's in Jerusalem, but then I'm not one of those who thinks reporters should have no opinions or interests. Those who demand strict nuetrality from the press should be up in arms against Bonner and the Times decision to send him to Israel.



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This might be a very clever dig at the origins of 21st century Haredi ideas about modesty


Back to the bread and butter...




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Meet a Hollywood Liberal


This week The New Yorker introduced me to Haim Sabam, the 102nd richest man in America, with an estimated net worth of almost 3 billion dollars. Sabam made his money in Hollywood (He's the one we have to thank for the Mighty Morphon Power Rangers), the largest chunk of it coming from the 2001 sale of Fox Family Worldwide to the Walt Disney Company. Saban counts both Hillary and Bill Clinton as close friends, and is the Democratic Party's largest single donor.

About his politics, this classic Hollywood liberal says this:  I’m a one-issue guy, and my issue is Israel.  "His greatest concern, he says, is to protect Israel, by strengthening the United States-Israel relationship." (The New Yorker) He has done this in any number of ways (read the article, or his Wiki for details), and though Sabon does not see eye to eye with Obama* he remains close with the Clintons and still preferred the Democrats over McCain.

Now, I don't claim that the existance of someone like Haim Sabon means that all of Hollywood labors days and night to make Israel safe, strong and secure. That would be as foolish as concluding that the existance of Helen Thomas proves that all of the media hates Israel, which - unsurprisingly! - too many RWers have done. Hollywood, like the media, is no monolith. Some Hollywood liberals, certainly, unabashedly support the Palestenians, just as some reporters are clearly pro-Hamas. But the reverse is true, too. Other Hollywoodniks, and other reporters, take Israel's side. The latter bias is acceptable in polite society and the former is not, but make no mistake: both are instances of bias.


*Points for honesty, please. I could have neglected to mention Sabon's break with Obama.




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Shabbos!


Good shabbos!

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Shabbos music after the jump

How does E-Fink keep getting himself on TV?


Once again, E-Fink's shul has been featured on television (and once again, he neglects to mention yourfavoriteblogger) See it here

Peek-a-Jew: A kippa in the dugout - VIDEO


NY Mets Broadcasters Discuss Mets Yarmulke from lucky wolf on Vimeo.


Hat tip VIDYID

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The Shidduch System Is Far From Perfect


A GUEST POST BY ANONYMOUS:

Last week I attended a vort (engagement party) for a new young couple. The young couple are both from very yeshivish families that date exclusively by the Shidduch process. However with the agreement of both families along with the kallah’s Rabbi, they decided to date for strictly social reasons.

Let me tell the story (with a few changes to protect their anonymity.) The boy had been trying to meet a nice girl to marry only through shadchanim (matchmakers) but was unable to meet anyone without specific physical problems. Because he is deaf, he was only being introduced to diabetics, blind girls, or girls with other serious problems. He was getting depressed and was losing hope of ever meeting a ‘normal’ girl. A friend of the family approached a healthy fine girl from a wonderful family and made a strange request. Would she be willing to date him to cheer him up? Of course it wouldn’t be for marriage purposes since they were obviously not suited for one another. She and her parents approached the family Rabbi who surprisingly agreed. The date was set and they went out. The shadchan called her after the date to thank her for her kind deed. Much to the shadchan’s surprise she wanted to go out again since he was such a special guy.

They were the couple whose vort I attended last week.

Is there a lesson here?

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Embracing the Double Standard


A GUEST POST BY GUSHNIK

The double standard. Whenever there’s a discussion of Israel, global politics, and the media, it’s sure to be discussed. And whenever the word “flotilla” somehow becomes part of our collective vocabulary, it’s never far behind.

The international world is always condemning and criticizing Israel for its actions, but the Palestinians never get their fair share of the blame. What’s more, the widespread human rights abuses in the Arab world (whose leaders never miss an opportunity to pile on anti-Israel rhetoric) are routinely overlooked. Simply put, when Israel is covered by international media, there is often a double standard.

Before getting all worked up about it, consider this - maybe this is how it's supposed to be. Maybe, just maybe, there should be a double standard.

Maybe the Jewish State should be held to a higher standard than the Arab world. As the chosen people and ambassadors of God, we should not be able to get away with things that North Korea and China do daily. We should be better - and maybe that comes with a lower tolerance from the rest of the world.

Now, this is not to say that the UN is consciously trying to give us mussar whenever it passes another resolution condemning Israel. Nor does it mean that Ban-Ki Moon is disappointed whenever Israel doesn't adequately play the part of a light unto the nations. And Hamas certainly doesn't care about holding Israel to a higher standard because of its prophetic role.

But maybe this is just the way the world is supposed to work, and instead of writing off criticism as unfair, we should take it to heart.

Not sure if I really buy this; it's just a thought that I'm throwing out there. Please share yours.


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Flotilla reaction: Shmuel Rosner


Shmuel Rosner:
The soldiers were surprised by a mob; they saw their friends being lynched; they acted as any soldier would have and should have acted. To save their fellow soldiers, they opened fire. Civilians were killed. It's no cause for pride—but also nothing to be ashamed of.

Roger that, with one quibble: It is a source of shame that the IDF was surprised by a mob, and came on board unprepared for violence. (And of course its the results of the operation -- furious Turkey, empowered Iran, more blockade runners on the way, who are daring Israel to shoot them - and not the operation itself that make this such a debacle.)

Liberal Flotilla Reaction: Marty Peretz


He was AWOL until late last night, but lefty, liberal, Gore supporter, Martin Peretz has finally posted about the flotilla debacle, under the headline "In The Great Flotilla Debate, The Facts Are On Israel's Side"; naturally, this man of the left is 1000 percent in support of the raid. Highlights follow (and don't miss the praise for Obama) (for some reason those honest RWers can't find it in their hearts to praise Obama, but.. whatever:) Here's Marty:
Look, I wish the Israeli raid on the so-called “Freedom Flotilla” had ended differently. Why, I ask, didn’t Israel’s navy disable the engine of the Mavi Marmara and drag the ship into port? Who knows? The engines of the other boats were apparently disabled—or so reliable sources say.

But, frankly, when some 800 men and women, distributed over six boats after weeks and weeks of preparation, are headed towards Gaza on the wings of slogan and hysteria, you don’t take that many chances. Somebody has trouble in mind.

Flotilla Fiasco Boon for Iran


This just gets worse and worse...

The Diplomat:
On June 4, Iranian Supreme Leader Seyyed Ali Khamenei will lead the Friday prayer’s sermon at Ayatollah Khomeini’s mausoleum to mark the 21st anniversary of Khomeini’s passing.

And, as he looks around him, under his breath, he’ll most probably be thanking the government of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for the Gaza flotilla fiasco. With Khamenei’s own popularity at an all-time low, it couldn’t have come at a better time for him.

J-Post's sloppy anti-Obama headline


Yesterday, the Jerusalem Post published a headline that made Barak Obama look officious, demanding, impertinent and intrusive. It read:

Obama: We need 'facts' ASAP

The headline was meant to suggest that Obama had made demands on Israel, and indeed the article was brought to my attention by a reader who had read it precisely that way. However, the reality, as J-Post acknowledges in the article itself, is that what really happened was far more gentle, and far more supportive:

“The president also expressed the importance of learning all the facts and circumstances around this morning's tragic events as soon as possible.”