Having gone through all 137 of your comments, I'm happy to present the final DovBear List of Things Every Orthodox Jew Should Know.
Note: If you suggested something and I left it off the final list this is because you smell. And also I hate you.
1 - It is kosher to disbelieve in magic
2 - It is kosher to take midrashim figurativly
3 - It is kosher to believe in the old universe.
4 - Mixed seating at weddings is mutar.
5- It's not ok to steal from the government or from a Gentile.
6 - One realiable authority on a food product is more then enough.
7 - Black Hats are not required, even in Brooklyn
8 - Reciting Parshas Hamon isn't an ATM.
9 - Gebruchts is not a chumrah.
10 - Living in EY is a mitzva.
11 - Drinking wine in Meron/Going to Meron is not a mitzvah.
12 - Techiyas Hamaysim is not in the Torah
13- Judaism will not end if we give back the Old City.
14 - Moshiach appears no where until Sefer Daniel.
15 - Sefer Daniel was written long after the Jews returned from Bavel.
16 - Arabs are not a monolith. They are not all brothers.
17 - Saving lives superceedes Yishuv Eretz Yisrael.
18 - Midrashim aren't history
19 - Goyim are not a monolith. Nor are they 'background players'.
20 - The Zohar was not written by RSBY.
21 - Rashi is not an anthology of Midrashim
22 - "JB" is a very disrespectful way to refer to a sage.
23 - Amalek is a state of mind and not a race.
24 - You don't automatically have to disagree with everything said by someone non-jewish, non-religious, left-wing, reform, secular, christian etc.
25 - The biggest reason non-frum people don't want to be frum is: the poor behavior of frum people.
26 - It is hypocritical to rubbish science and use the services of a physician at the same time.
27 - It is stealing from the poor to avail yourself of public funds when you have the means to get yourself a job.
28 - It is damn rude to live under the protection of the IDF and then heap abuse upon same institution whilst not contributing to it.
29 - That which is hateful to you do not do to others. That is the whole Torah.
I'd like everyone reading this to choose something from the list and write a post about it, and not just any post, but a post that can stand as the difinitive proof that what we are saying here is true and corrrect. If you succeed, your reward is ever-lasting glory, the key to the J-blogosphere washroom, and a link from DovBear.
PS: It's been brought to my attention that some of what appears here is, in point of fact, neither true nor correct. So here's the new deal: If you can prove that anything on this list is false with a post of your own, you'll also earn a link, key to the bathroom, RenReb blow-up doll, etc.