Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Catching up with Kathleen Harris

If you're like me, you're probably wondering what ever happened to Kathleen Harrris, the ambitious harpy whose maneuvering helped GWB carry Florida. Turns out she has been busy urging her homestate to buy mystically blessed Kabbalah water for use in combating citrus canker.

...for more than six months, the state, at the behest of then-Secretary of State Katherine Harris, did pursue one alternative method -- a very alternative method.

Researchers worked with a rabbi and a cardiologist to test "Celestial Drops," promoted as a canker inhibitor because of its "improved fractal design," "infinite levels of order" and "high energy and low entropy.

But the cure proved useless against canker. That's because it was water -- possibly, mystically blessed water.

In other words, Kathleen got punked.