Prince Charles to marry a water buffalo in drag.
Don't sweat the small stuff people. I mean never mind that little story on the side about Korea being nuclear armed and pulling out of talks 'cause they're afraid of what dumbya might do. And please, let's not hear another word about how the President stuck a friendly hack, using a false name, into press conferences where he protected the president from difficult questions.
I mean where are your priorities, liberal media?