Thursday, August 25, 2011

Right Wing Orthodox Jewish Anti-Semites


Right-wing Orthodox Jews are some of the most anti-Semitic people you'll ever come across. While non-Jewish anti-Semites are running around blaming the financial crisis on Jewish bankers and the War on Terror on the United State's Jewish owned government, Orthodox Jews have taken this sort of hate and bigotry to the next level.

These people believe that everything that happens on this planet is a response or message relating to the Jewish people.  9/11 occurring in proximity to Rosh Hashana: the Jews. Fires in California: the Jews. Tsunami in Japan: the Jews. A child being murdered: the Jews. Earthquake in the North East: the Jews.

Some degenerates have even gone so far as to blame the Holocaust on the Jews. Some German Jews wore bowties, read novels, and called themselves by names like Maximilian, so God decided to put an end to those shenanigans.

Joseph Goebbels has nothing on a rabbi with too much time on his hands.

At least these gentile anti-Semites happen to be correct in their observation that there are a lot of Jewish bankers. Taking that to the next - Protocols of the Elders of Zion - type level is where they get crazy.

A RW OJ doesn't even need to see a Hassid forget to put his campfire out. If there's a fire it's the hassids fault. Of course, once you pin a disaster on the Jewish people you'll need to come up with a reason.

This is one of the perks of being a Ultra-Orthodox rabbi, you can get your creative juices flowing and let your imagination run wild. Short necklines: YES. High hemlines: YES, I'LL TAKE THAT TOO! Talking during davening: SURE, WHY NOT? Lack of Torah study: HOW CAN WE GO WRONG WITH THAT ONE!!! Poor emphasis on Kashrut: DEFINITELY.

Deciding which one to go with usually involves nothing more than obsessing over your particular pet peeve. If you're an oaf who has made a name for himself on YouTube for being an oaf then it's those damn HOMOGAYSEXUALS. If you live in a town where eighteen year old girls are compelled to shave their heads when they marry, then it's IMMODESTY. If you live in the Five Towns somehow its always due to a lack of strict KASHRUT.

I know I'm missing a lot, but I guess that's why I went into business.

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